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Sleeping Like A Rock . . . Rocks! March 12, 2016

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
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Scruffy-CatFour guys at deer camp had to bunk up, two to a room.  No one wanted to room with Dan because he snored so loudly.  They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with Dan the whole time so they agreed to take turns.

Sam came to breakfast the next morning with his hair standing on end and bloodshot eyes.

The other two said, “Man, you look like hell warmed over!”

“Dan snored so loud, I just sat up and watched him all night.”

Grumpy gusThe next night, it was Joe’s turn.

In the morning, same thing ~ hair standing up and bloodshot eyes.

The other two said, “Man, you look awful!”

“OMG!  Dan’s snores shook the roof.  I didn’t get a wink of sleep.  I just sat up and watched him all night.”

The third night was Frank’s turn.  Frank was a big burly ex-football player.  A man’s man.

Pluto-SnoozingThe next morning, Frank came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, issuing a hearty “Good Morning!”

Joe and Sam couldn’t believe it.  He looked rested and alert.  Not bleary-eyed and tired.

“Frank, you look great.  What happened last night?”

Donald-Duck-BaseballFrank laughed.

“Well, as we got ready for bed, I tucked Dan in, patted his ass, and kissed him good night.  He sat up and watched me all night!”

Aah . . . that’s the ticket!

Source:  E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)