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A Quiet Romantic Dinner March 5, 2016

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
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Mickey-and-Minnie-kissA man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant, gazing at each other and holding hands.

The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the table while the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and out of sight under the table.

Still, the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress, thinking the behavior a bit risque and worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, with tact, said: “Pardon me, sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table.”

Mickey-OKThe man looked up and said: “No, she didn’t. She just walked in.”

Aah . . . that’s better!

Source:  e-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)