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A Few Quick Quips December 3, 2020

Posted by nrhatch in Art & Photography, Humor, Joke, Word Play.
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While “window shopping” from home (i.e., leafing through catalogs), I came across some fun t-shirts, emblazoned with quick quips.

Here’s a few:

1.  “Tomorrow.  A mythical land where everything I need to do is done.”

2.  “EARTH without ART is just EH.”

Yup.  Sometimes a picture is worth a boatload of words!

3. “If the Earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.”

4. “My kid reminds me of myself at that age.  Well played, Karma.  Well played.”

Karma = the reason I did not dare to have kids.

5. “Self-Employed.  I’m not talking to myself . . . I’m in a staff meeting.”

6. The One-Star Review 2020 Shirt . . .

7. “People who wonder if the glass if half empty or half full miss the point . . .


“The glass is refillable.”

Aah . . . that’s better!

To purchase these and other delights: Visit ShopPBS.org

You heard me.  Visit ShopPBS.org

 

Baby, It’s COLD! December 1, 2020

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
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Two days ago, I hiked the beach in shorts and flip flops.

Building Santas in the sand!

Yesterday, it rained all day, punctuated by bursts of breeze.

Today, I’m a Chilly Pepper, all wrapped up with no place to go.

Of course, when I stay inside . . . I can go mask less!

Aah . . . that’s better!

Wait! . . . What About The Pandemic?! November 13, 2020

Posted by nrhatch in Health & Wellness, Humor, Joke, Mindfulness.
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I just received this holiday missive in my in box from Visit Orlando:

Florida Residents – Don’t Skip These Savings!

It’s holiday season in Orlando!

Come share in the holiday spirit in Orlando’s world-famous theme parks and resort hotels as they dazzle with jubilant cheer along with miles of garland and twinkling lights.

Holiday traditions and joyful celebrations transform Orlando — Theme Park Capital of the World ® — into a magical wonderland guaranteed to have your family singing “fa-la-la-la” all the way home.

Celebrate the holiday season with our list of events, parades and lights, including several options at low or no cost, or included with theme park admission.

Because the holidays are a joyous time — and no destination is more joyous than Orlando.

No mention of Covid-19.

No mention of the rising case load and overcrowded hospitals.

No mention of asymptomatic health care workers who’ve tested positive for Covid being kept in the rotation to treat patients.

No mention of masks or social distancing or pandemic precautions.

WTF?!

Are “miles of garland and twinkling lights” enough to entice Covidiots to ignore the experts and put their lives on the line in order to stand in line?

Oh, wait . . .

My mistake.

It’s a “magical wonderland” . . . I guess that means that Cinderella’s fairy godmother waves her magic wand and eradicates the virus from all and sundry entering the theme parks.

Fa-La-La-La-La!

Aah . . . that’s better!

 

Oh Schadenfreude! November 7, 2020

Posted by nrhatch in Gratitude, Happiness, Humor, Joke.
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Oh Schadenfreude . . .

Oh Schadenfreude . . .

How lovely are thy branches

Oh Schadenfreude . . .

Oh Schadenfreude . . .

How do you entrance us

You make us laugh

Each time he frowns

We’re thrilled that he

Won’t be around

Oh Schadenfreude . . .

Oh Schadenfreude . . .

Our wish came true for Christmas.

Merriam-Webster dictionary sees huge spike in 'schadenfreude' search

Aah . . . that’s better!

While We Wait . . . A Few Laughs! November 7, 2020

Posted by nrhatch in Happiness, Humor, Joke.
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I love this . . .

Spoiler alert . . . Trump supporters won’t find it as funny as I do.

Too bad.

Maybe we are finally ready to “Make America Great” again!

Without Trump trumpeting tyrannical tweets from the White House.

Aah . . . that’s better!

Chill!  It’s only Chaos! October 18, 2020

Posted by nrhatch in Gratitude, Happiness, Humor, Mindfulness.
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Despite the pandemic, the election, and the looming dangers of climate change, I feel calm, cool, collected, and at peace.

Others (particularly the less charitable) might view my current demeanor as “extreme apathy” rather than as “zen enlightenment and acceptance.”

So be it. 😛

Relax.  Everything is cool.

What consumes your mind controls your life.

Think about what could go RIGHT.

Aah . . . that’s better!

 

Maybe I’m Immune October 14, 2020

Posted by nrhatch in Blogging, Humor, Joke, Mindfulness.
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This clip is wonderful . . . worth a smile (Thanks, Colette!)

Spoiler Alert:  If you’re a Trump supporter, it won’t be your cup of tea.

Aah . . . that’s better!

Go Magawa! October 4, 2020

Posted by nrhatch in Animals, Humor, Nature.
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I loved this story from the New York Times:

An African giant pouched rat named Magawa has received an award for bravery for his work detecting land mines in Cambodia.

Magawa has been trained to sniff out TNT and can search an area the size of a tennis court in 30 minutes. By comparison, it would take a person with a metal detector about four days to search an area of that size.

Over the past four years, Magawa has discovered 39 land mines and 28 pieces of unexploded ordnance, and helped clear more than 1.5 million square feet of land.

He is the first rat to receive the award — a gold medal bestowed by the People’s Dispensary for Sick Animals, a British charity.

For a longer look addressing the problem of land-mines in Cambodia:

Aah . . . I smell a rat, an heroic bomb-sniffing rat!

Happiness August 17, 2020

Posted by nrhatch in Gratitude, Happiness, Humor.
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Don’t fall into an abyss of “what ifs.”

RELAX . . . Nothing is Under Control.

Success is not the key to happiness . . . happiness is the key to success.

Enjoy less, more.

Aah . . . that’s better!

Social Distancing Can Be Squirrely August 15, 2020

Posted by nrhatch in Health & Wellness, Home & Garden, Humor.
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Image posted by wmsquirrel to Twitter

Aah . . . that’s the ticket!

To read about the extra precautions William & Mary is taking as students return to campus for Fall Semester:

New Students Arrive To Welcoming W&M Community