People Watching: Food Courts July 13, 2014
Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke, Mindfulness, People.comments closed
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes; he is 82. We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
As we ate, he honed in on a teenager sitting at the table next to us. The teenager had spiked hair in a wide variety of colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him, without saying anything.
Annoyed, the teenager sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food.
Dear old dad returned the volley with ease, “Got drunk and had sex with a peacock once . . . I was just wondering if you were my kid.”
Aah . . . that’s better!
Source: e-mail from an unknown author.
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