Can You Pass This Quick Quiz? July 7, 2014
Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Mindfulness.comments closed
Something to keep those “aging” grey cells active!
The Questions:
1. Johnny ‘s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May.
What was the third child ‘s name?
2. The clerk at the butcher shop is five feet ten inches tall and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer.
How is this possible?
7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
8. If you are running a race and pass the person in 2nd place, what place are you in now?
9. Which is correct to say: “The yolk of the egg are white” or “The yolk of the egg is white”?
10. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
The Answers ~ score 10 points for each correct answer:
1. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April The second child was named May. What was the third child ‘s name?
Answer: Johnny
2. The clerk at the butcher shop is five feet ten inches tall, and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Answer: Mt. Everest
4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
Answer: None
5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly
6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer.
How is this possible?
Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere
(LOTS of my blogging buddies got this one right!)
7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
Answer: You can’t take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera or smart phone to take pictures.
8. If you are running a race, and you pass the person in 2nd place, what place are you in now?
Answer: Second place.
9. Which is correct to say: “The yolk of the egg are white” or “The yolk of the egg is white”?
Answer: Neither. The yolk of the egg is yellow.
10. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
Answer: One big haystack.
Aah . . . that’s better!
How did you do? Are your gray cells still in the prime of life?
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