Don’t Mess With Old People July 12, 2014
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Two businessmen in a new shopping mall were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be shop . . .
As yet, the shop wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves set up.
Gregory said, “Any minute now some pensioner is going to walk by, put their face to the window, and ask what we’re selling.”
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious old woman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked:
“What are you selling here?”
In a voice dripping with sarcasm, Alfred replied, “We’re selling ass-holes.”
Without skipping a beat, the old dear nodded, “Must be doing well. Only two left.”
Aah . . . that’s better!
Source: e-mail from unknown author (sent by Granny1947)
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