3 Dudes Walk Into A Bar May 13, 2013
Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke, Word Play.trackback
Three dudes walk into a bar. Two of them grab a table while the third weaves over to the bar to order a round of drinks.
Bartender shakes his head, “Can’t serve ya. Yer already drunk.”
“Sez who?! I’m nots drunk and I can prove it.”
“How?”
“Set up a bottle at the far end of the bar. I’ll pee into it without mishing a drop. If I win the bet, you give us a round of drinks on the house.”
“Fair enough. But, if you lose, you owe me $100.”
“Deal.”
Wager accepted, the drunk took aim and fired.
As expected, he missed his mark by meters while the bartender laughed at having won the bet.
Unperturbed, the drunk zipped up, gave the bartender $100, then crossed the room to his waiting companions.
“Pay up, fellas! You each owe me $200! I told ya I could pee all over the bar while the bartender stood by and laughed.”
Aah . . . that’s better!
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Spirit Lights The Way 
:D. I really needed that laugh! Thanks, Nancy.
When I saw the Daily Prompt today . . . I had to share. 😀
I’ve heard this before, but it still made me laugh. That’s a great joke.
Lee
An A to Z Co-Host
Tossing It Out
It is a great joke. There’s another one dealing with an attorney and a bet, but the particulars escape me at the moment.
Thanks for the big ole laugh, Nancy.
Glad you enjoyed, Andra. Kate’s post about the trashed theater reminded me of this joke:
Today’s prompt practically begged me to share it. 😀
I remember that post of Kate’s.
LoL – nice and cheering without being too lewd 😉
I thought it might make a *splash* . . . glad I didn’t have to clean up the bar. 😆
Hahaha… the drinks might not be ‘on’ the house…
but…
umm… something else is on it, I guess!
🙂
Good one, SiG!
Lol! I bet the bar lost business after this bet . 🙂
Unless all the patrons were tee inoobriated to notice. 😉
LOL! Brilliant! 😀
We used to share the best jokes “way back when.” I wish I remembered more of them.
Love it!
What a way to hedge a bet! 😉
He wasn’t as drunk as theeple port he was! 🙂
Spexactlee! 😀
Clever! Thanks for the chuckle, Nancy! I’ll share it with my hubby.:)
“Kids . . . don’t try this at home!” 😀
Ha! You’ve got that right!
Beware wierd bets, you could be the sucker.
And never bet more than you can afford to lose. 😀
or than you can stomach?
Good one, Nancy. I’m still chuckling 😀
Yay! Jokes take us to our happy place. 😀
Nancy, this made me laugh out loud all over again! Great post, how nice to have reminded you of it.
NOT a joke to share with Big Al . . . or Felix. 😀
Oh that’s a good one, Nancy! I wasn’t expecting that at all.
Yay! Jokes are funniest when sporting an unexpected twist or turn right at the Finish Line.
Excellent story
If you click on the link, several Daily Prompt posts yesterday centered on DUCKS walking into a bar!
Quack ~ Quack ~ Quack!
How about “Hey Donald! Duck!”
Three dudes walk into a bar . . . OUCH! 😉
Funny! Funny!!
A joke a day keeps laughter in play! 😀
That’s a new one for me. I think that’s hilarious, and I might even remember it well enough to pass it on. I have a habit of forgetting punchlines! 🙂
I have forgotten my fair share of punchlines over the years. And the jokes I remember aren’t always suitable for sharing. 😛
This is too funny! Even drunk, the guy knows how to make a (few hundred) bucks. 😀
Glad it gave you a chuckle. It’s a great reminder to “hedge our bets.” 😀
Hi Nancy, I am back. I want to laugh heartily at this, but it hurts too much. I am nursing a separated rib right now, so a gentle giggle will have to do today.
OUCH! Gentle giggles only for a while, eh? Feel better soon.