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3 Dudes Walk Into A Bar May 13, 2013

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke, Word Play.
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Homer-MexicanThree dudes walk into a bar.  Two of them grab a table while the third weaves over to the bar to order a round of drinks.

Bartender shakes his head, “Can’t serve ya.  Yer already drunk.”

“Sez who?!  I’m nots drunk and I can prove it.”

“How?”

“Set up a bottle at the far end of the bar.  I’ll pee into it without mishing a drop.  If I win the bet, you give us a round of drinks on the house.”

“Fair enough.  But, if you lose, you owe me $100.”

“Deal.”

Wager accepted, the drunk took aim and fired.

As expected, he missed his mark by meters while the bartender laughed at having won the bet.

Dollar-Bills

Unperturbed, the drunk zipped up, gave the bartender $100, then crossed the room to his waiting companions.

“Pay up, fellas!  You each owe me $200!  I told ya I could pee all over the bar while the bartender stood by and laughed.”

Aah . . . that’s better!