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3 Dudes Walk Into A Bar May 13, 2013

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke, Word Play.
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Homer-MexicanThree dudes walk into a bar.  Two of them grab a table while the third weaves over to the bar to order a round of drinks.

Bartender shakes his head, “Can’t serve ya.  Yer already drunk.”

“Sez who?!  I’m nots drunk and I can prove it.”


“Set up a bottle at the far end of the bar.  I’ll pee into it without mishing a drop.  If I win the bet, you give us a round of drinks on the house.”

“Fair enough.  But, if you lose, you owe me $100.”


Wager accepted, the drunk took aim and fired.

As expected, he missed his mark by meters while the bartender laughed at having won the bet.


Unperturbed, the drunk zipped up, gave the bartender $100, then crossed the room to his waiting companions.

“Pay up, fellas!  You each owe me $200!  I told ya I could pee all over the bar while the bartender stood by and laughed.”

Aah . . . that’s better!