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3 Dudes Walk Into A Bar May 13, 2013

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke, Word Play.

Homer-MexicanThree dudes walk into a bar.  Two of them grab a table while the third weaves over to the bar to order a round of drinks.

Bartender shakes his head, “Can’t serve ya.  Yer already drunk.”

“Sez who?!  I’m nots drunk and I can prove it.”


“Set up a bottle at the far end of the bar.  I’ll pee into it without mishing a drop.  If I win the bet, you give us a round of drinks on the house.”

“Fair enough.  But, if you lose, you owe me $100.”


Wager accepted, the drunk took aim and fired.

As expected, he missed his mark by meters while the bartender laughed at having won the bet.


Unperturbed, the drunk zipped up, gave the bartender $100, then crossed the room to his waiting companions.

“Pay up, fellas!  You each owe me $200!  I told ya I could pee all over the bar while the bartender stood by and laughed.”

Aah . . . that’s better!


1. Lisa A. Kramer - May 13, 2013

:D. I really needed that laugh! Thanks, Nancy.

nrhatch - May 13, 2013

When I saw the Daily Prompt today . . . I had to share. 😀

2. Arlee Bird - May 13, 2013

I’ve heard this before, but it still made me laugh. That’s a great joke.

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nrhatch - May 13, 2013

It is a great joke. There’s another one dealing with an attorney and a bet, but the particulars escape me at the moment.

3. Andra Watkins - May 13, 2013

Thanks for the big ole laugh, Nancy.

nrhatch - May 13, 2013

Glad you enjoyed, Andra. Kate’s post about the trashed theater reminded me of this joke:


Today’s prompt practically begged me to share it. 😀

Andra Watkins - May 13, 2013

I remember that post of Kate’s.

4. 2e0mca - May 13, 2013

LoL – nice and cheering without being too lewd 😉

nrhatch - May 13, 2013

I thought it might make a *splash* . . . glad I didn’t have to clean up the bar. 😆

5. spilledinkguy - May 13, 2013

Hahaha… the drinks might not be ‘on’ the house…
umm… something else is on it, I guess!

nrhatch - May 13, 2013

Good one, SiG! :mrgreen:

6. sufilight - May 13, 2013

Lol! I bet the bar lost business after this bet . 🙂

nrhatch - May 13, 2013

Unless all the patrons were tee inoobriated to notice. 😉

7. diannegray - May 13, 2013

LOL! Brilliant! 😀

nrhatch - May 13, 2013

We used to share the best jokes “way back when.” I wish I remembered more of them.

8. suzicate - May 13, 2013

Love it!

nrhatch - May 13, 2013

What a way to hedge a bet! 😉

9. colonialist - May 13, 2013

He wasn’t as drunk as theeple port he was! 🙂

nrhatch - May 13, 2013

Spexactlee! 😀

10. viviankirkfield - May 13, 2013

Clever! Thanks for the chuckle, Nancy! I’ll share it with my hubby.:)

nrhatch - May 13, 2013

“Kids . . . don’t try this at home!” 😀

viviankirkfield - May 13, 2013

Ha! You’ve got that right!

11. SidevieW - May 13, 2013

Beware wierd bets, you could be the sucker.

nrhatch - May 13, 2013

And never bet more than you can afford to lose. 😀

SidevieW - May 14, 2013

or than you can stomach?

12. Sandra Bell Kirchman - May 14, 2013

Good one, Nancy. I’m still chuckling 😀

nrhatch - May 14, 2013

Yay! Jokes take us to our happy place. 😀

13. kateshrewsday - May 14, 2013

Nancy, this made me laugh out loud all over again! Great post, how nice to have reminded you of it.

nrhatch - May 14, 2013

NOT a joke to share with Big Al . . . or Felix. 😀

14. Catherine Johnson - May 14, 2013

Oh that’s a good one, Nancy! I wasn’t expecting that at all.

nrhatch - May 14, 2013

Yay! Jokes are funniest when sporting an unexpected twist or turn right at the Finish Line. :mrgreen:

15. countingducks - May 14, 2013

Excellent story

nrhatch - May 14, 2013

If you click on the link, several Daily Prompt posts yesterday centered on DUCKS walking into a bar!

Quack ~ Quack ~ Quack!

William D'Andrea - May 14, 2013

How about “Hey Donald! Duck!”

nrhatch - May 14, 2013

Three dudes walk into a bar . . . OUCH! 😉

16. Pix Under the Oaks - May 14, 2013

Funny! Funny!!

nrhatch - May 14, 2013

A joke a day keeps laughter in play! 😀

17. Three Well Beings - May 14, 2013

That’s a new one for me. I think that’s hilarious, and I might even remember it well enough to pass it on. I have a habit of forgetting punchlines! 🙂

nrhatch - May 14, 2013

I have forgotten my fair share of punchlines over the years. And the jokes I remember aren’t always suitable for sharing. 😛

18. jannatwrites - May 15, 2013

This is too funny! Even drunk, the guy knows how to make a (few hundred) bucks. 😀

nrhatch - May 15, 2013

Glad it gave you a chuckle. It’s a great reminder to “hedge our bets.” 😀

19. Grannymar - May 19, 2013

Hi Nancy, I am back. I want to laugh heartily at this, but it hurts too much. I am nursing a separated rib right now, so a gentle giggle will have to do today.

nrhatch - May 19, 2013

OUCH! Gentle giggles only for a while, eh? Feel better soon.

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