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3 Dudes Walk Into A Bar May 13, 2013

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke, Word Play.
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Homer-MexicanThree dudes walk into a bar.  Two of them grab a table while the third weaves over to the bar to order a round of drinks.

Bartender shakes his head, “Can’t serve ya.  Yer already drunk.”

“Sez who?!  I’m nots drunk and I can prove it.”

“How?”

“Set up a bottle at the far end of the bar.  I’ll pee into it without mishing a drop.  If I win the bet, you give us a round of drinks on the house.”

“Fair enough.  But, if you lose, you owe me $100.”

“Deal.”

Wager accepted, the drunk took aim and fired.

As expected, he missed his mark by meters while the bartender laughed at having won the bet.

Dollar-Bills

Unperturbed, the drunk zipped up, gave the bartender $100, then crossed the room to his waiting companions.

“Pay up, fellas!  You each owe me $200!  I told ya I could pee all over the bar while the bartender stood by and laughed.”

Aah . . . that’s better!

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1. Lisa A. Kramer - May 13, 2013

:D. I really needed that laugh! Thanks, Nancy.

nrhatch - May 13, 2013

When I saw the Daily Prompt today . . . I had to share. 😀

2. Arlee Bird - May 13, 2013

I’ve heard this before, but it still made me laugh. That’s a great joke.

Lee
An A to Z Co-Host
Tossing It Out

nrhatch - May 13, 2013

It is a great joke. There’s another one dealing with an attorney and a bet, but the particulars escape me at the moment.

3. Andra Watkins - May 13, 2013

Thanks for the big ole laugh, Nancy.

nrhatch - May 13, 2013

Glad you enjoyed, Andra. Kate’s post about the trashed theater reminded me of this joke:

http://kateshrewsday.com/2013/04/28/the-day-they-trashed-londons-oldest-theatre/

Today’s prompt practically begged me to share it. 😀

Andra Watkins - May 13, 2013

I remember that post of Kate’s.

4. 2e0mca - May 13, 2013

LoL – nice and cheering without being too lewd 😉

nrhatch - May 13, 2013

I thought it might make a *splash* . . . glad I didn’t have to clean up the bar. 😆

5. spilledinkguy - May 13, 2013

Hahaha… the drinks might not be ‘on’ the house…
but…
umm… something else is on it, I guess!
🙂

nrhatch - May 13, 2013

Good one, SiG! :mrgreen:

6. sufilight - May 13, 2013

Lol! I bet the bar lost business after this bet . 🙂

nrhatch - May 13, 2013

Unless all the patrons were tee inoobriated to notice. 😉

7. diannegray - May 13, 2013

LOL! Brilliant! 😀

nrhatch - May 13, 2013

We used to share the best jokes “way back when.” I wish I remembered more of them.

8. suzicate - May 13, 2013

Love it!

nrhatch - May 13, 2013

What a way to hedge a bet! 😉

9. colonialist - May 13, 2013

He wasn’t as drunk as theeple port he was! 🙂

nrhatch - May 13, 2013

Spexactlee! 😀

10. viviankirkfield - May 13, 2013

Clever! Thanks for the chuckle, Nancy! I’ll share it with my hubby.:)

nrhatch - May 13, 2013

“Kids . . . don’t try this at home!” 😀

viviankirkfield - May 13, 2013

Ha! You’ve got that right!

11. SidevieW - May 13, 2013

Beware wierd bets, you could be the sucker.

nrhatch - May 13, 2013

And never bet more than you can afford to lose. 😀

SidevieW - May 14, 2013

or than you can stomach?

12. Sandra Bell Kirchman - May 14, 2013

Good one, Nancy. I’m still chuckling 😀

nrhatch - May 14, 2013

Yay! Jokes take us to our happy place. 😀

13. kateshrewsday - May 14, 2013

Nancy, this made me laugh out loud all over again! Great post, how nice to have reminded you of it.

nrhatch - May 14, 2013

NOT a joke to share with Big Al . . . or Felix. 😀

14. Catherine Johnson - May 14, 2013

Oh that’s a good one, Nancy! I wasn’t expecting that at all.

nrhatch - May 14, 2013

Yay! Jokes are funniest when sporting an unexpected twist or turn right at the Finish Line. :mrgreen:

15. countingducks - May 14, 2013

Excellent story

nrhatch - May 14, 2013

If you click on the link, several Daily Prompt posts yesterday centered on DUCKS walking into a bar!

Quack ~ Quack ~ Quack!

William D'Andrea - May 14, 2013

How about “Hey Donald! Duck!”

nrhatch - May 14, 2013

Three dudes walk into a bar . . . OUCH! 😉

16. Pix Under the Oaks - May 14, 2013

Funny! Funny!!

nrhatch - May 14, 2013

A joke a day keeps laughter in play! 😀

17. Three Well Beings - May 14, 2013

That’s a new one for me. I think that’s hilarious, and I might even remember it well enough to pass it on. I have a habit of forgetting punchlines! 🙂

nrhatch - May 14, 2013

I have forgotten my fair share of punchlines over the years. And the jokes I remember aren’t always suitable for sharing. 😛

18. jannatwrites - May 15, 2013

This is too funny! Even drunk, the guy knows how to make a (few hundred) bucks. 😀

nrhatch - May 15, 2013

Glad it gave you a chuckle. It’s a great reminder to “hedge our bets.” 😀

19. Grannymar - May 19, 2013

Hi Nancy, I am back. I want to laugh heartily at this, but it hurts too much. I am nursing a separated rib right now, so a gentle giggle will have to do today.

nrhatch - May 19, 2013

OUCH! Gentle giggles only for a while, eh? Feel better soon.


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