Sex Stats for Seniors February 27, 2016
Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.trackback
The frequency of sexual activity in senior males depends on where they were born.
Statistics released from Canada and the United Nations revealed that North American men between 60 and 80 years of age have sex, on average, two to three times per week.
Their Japanese counterparts, in contrast, have sex only once or twice per year . . . if they are lucky.
This news upset me and most of my buddies. None of us had any idea we were Japanese.
Aah . . . that’s better!
Source: e-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)
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Spirit Lights The Way 
Ha ha! Thanks for the Saturday morning laugh, Nancy. 🙂 Enjoy the day!
Have a fun filled weekend, Jill. And enjoy the warm up. 😎
. . . there’s always chocolate?
Let’s see . . .
Chocolate and Sex both create feel good endorphins.
And both can get “messy.”
But chocolate is easier to transport in one’s pocket and unwrap without anyone else noticing!
Ag shame! That’s a really sad state of affairs. 😦
Don’t worry, Sylvia.
“There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics.”
~ Benjamin Disraeli
😀
Enjoy the warmer weather, Pix ~ should be in the 60’s for you for the next couple of days. 😎
Looking forward to it… pretty sure we will be grilling outside! You KNOW we watch your weather… I have Anna Maria and Venice on The Weather Channel App on my phone 🙂
Hope you enjoy grilling and chilling! We’ve had cool temps this week, but they’ll start rebounding today. Yay! 😎
That’s pretty funny, thanks for the laugh! Have a happy Saturday 🙂
Hope your day overflows with S~M~I~L~E~S! ❤
HA! 2 to 3 times a week???? Who? When? How? 🙂
I know, right? I always question the validity of statistics based on self-reporting because . . . Ego is a big fat liar! 😛
I love the Saturday Senior Smut Nancy!
There is life after 50!
Hehe. So it can go.
Statistics are often skewed ~> especially when asking how often people get screwed! 🙄
This is one of the best! Fabulous and very funny!
Yay! Some e-mails are more amusing and entertaining than others.
Ha, ha, ha… how funny!
Sometimes self-reported statistics are based on wishful thinking!
*tee-hee* Very clever. Wonder if those stats are for real…
I’m guessing some exaggeration is included for comic effect.
Reblogged this on I choose how I will spend the rest of my life and commented:
Just couldn’t resist reblogging this one. Thanks Nancy for the great start to my day. I wonder what the statistics say about men born in Scotland and those born here in New Zealand.
There’s a research project for ya! 😛
Thanks for the morning chuckle. Just had to reblog it
Glad you enjoyed & shared. Laughter is good for what ails us. 😀
Ha Ha!!! Good one, Nancy. I wonder what Japanese men would say about that?
Maybe they would claim to be part Canadian, eh?
Hee hee!!!
Joe’s e-mails are often “good for a giggle.” 😀
When it comes to statistics I believe that paper won’t refuse ink!!
Studies show that 47.3% of all statistics are skewed due to inaccurate data collection and collation as well as from inflated reporting . . . resulting in a 37.9% margin of error.
I’ll believe you!!