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Sex Stats for Seniors February 27, 2016

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
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Grumpy gusThe frequency of sexual activity in senior males depends on where they were born.

Statistics released from Canada and the United Nations revealed that North American men between 60 and 80 years of age have sex, on average, two to three times per week.

Their Japanese counterparts, in contrast, have sex only once or twice per year . . . if they are lucky.

This news upset me and most of my buddies. ย None of us had any idea we were Japanese.

Aah . . . that’s better!

Source: ย e-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)ย 

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1. Jill Weatherholt - February 27, 2016

Ha ha! Thanks for the Saturday morning laugh, Nancy. ๐Ÿ™‚ Enjoy the day!

nrhatch - February 27, 2016

Have a fun filled weekend, Jill. And enjoy the warm up. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

2. Hariod Brawn - February 27, 2016

. . . there’s always chocolate?

nrhatch - February 27, 2016

Let’s see . . .

Chocolate and Sex both create feel good endorphins.
And both can get “messy.”

But chocolate is easier to transport in one’s pocket and unwrap without anyone else noticing!

3. anotherday2paradise - February 27, 2016

Ag shame! That’s a really sad state of affairs. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

nrhatch - February 27, 2016

Don’t worry, Sylvia.

โ€œThere are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics.โ€
~ Benjamin Disraeli

4. Under the Oaks - February 27, 2016

๐Ÿ˜€

nrhatch - February 27, 2016

Enjoy the warmer weather, Pix ~ should be in the 60’s for you for the next couple of days. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Under the Oaks - February 27, 2016

Looking forward to it… pretty sure we will be grilling outside! You KNOW we watch your weather… I have Anna Maria and Venice on The Weather Channel App on my phone ๐Ÿ™‚

nrhatch - February 28, 2016

Hope you enjoy grilling and chilling! We’ve had cool temps this week, but they’ll start rebounding today. Yay! ๐Ÿ˜Ž

5. jannatwrites - February 27, 2016

That’s pretty funny, thanks for the laugh! Have a happy Saturday ๐Ÿ™‚

nrhatch - February 27, 2016

Hope your day overflows with S~M~I~L~E~S! โค

6. brickhousechick - February 27, 2016

HA! 2 to 3 times a week???? Who? When? How? ๐Ÿ™‚

nrhatch - February 27, 2016

I know, right? I always question the validity of statistics based on self-reporting because . . . Ego is a big fat liar! ๐Ÿ˜›

7. Val Boyko - February 27, 2016

I love the Saturday Senior Smut Nancy!

nrhatch - February 28, 2016

There is life after 50! :mrgreen:

8. Tiny - February 27, 2016

Hehe. So it can go.

nrhatch - February 28, 2016

Statistics are often skewed ~> especially when asking how often people get screwed! ๐Ÿ™„

9. Debra - February 28, 2016

This is one of the best! Fabulous and very funny!

nrhatch - February 28, 2016

Yay! Some e-mails are more amusing and entertaining than others.

10. Anne Lene @ MinimalistSometimes - February 28, 2016

Ha, ha, ha… how funny!

nrhatch - February 28, 2016

Sometimes self-reported statistics are based on wishful thinking!

11. Ally Bean - February 28, 2016

*tee-hee* Very clever. Wonder if those stats are for real…

nrhatch - February 28, 2016

I’m guessing some exaggeration is included for comic effect.

12. judithhb - February 28, 2016

Reblogged this on I choose how I will spend the rest of my life and commented:
Just couldn’t resist reblogging this one. Thanks Nancy for the great start to my day. I wonder what the statistics say about men born in Scotland and those born here in New Zealand.

nrhatch - February 28, 2016

There’s a research project for ya! ๐Ÿ˜›

13. judithhb - February 28, 2016

Thanks for the morning chuckle. Just had to reblog it

nrhatch - February 28, 2016

Glad you enjoyed & shared. Laughter is good for what ails us. ๐Ÿ˜€

14. Carol Ferenc - February 28, 2016

Ha Ha!!! Good one, Nancy. I wonder what Japanese men would say about that?

nrhatch - February 28, 2016

Maybe they would claim to be part Canadian, eh? :mrgreen:

15. L. Marie - February 29, 2016

Hee hee!!!

nrhatch - March 1, 2016

Joe’s e-mails are often “good for a giggle.” ๐Ÿ˜€

16. Grannymar - February 29, 2016

When it comes to statistics I believe that paper won’t refuse ink!!

nrhatch - March 1, 2016

Studies show that 47.3% of all statistics are skewed due to inaccurate data collection and collation as well as from inflated reporting . . . resulting in a 37.9% margin of error. :mrgreen:

Grannymar - March 1, 2016

I’ll believe you!!


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