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Sex After Death February 20, 2016

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
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Mickey-and-Minnie-kissA couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death.  After a long life together, Frank was the first to die.  True to his word, he made the first contact:

“Kris, Kris, can you hear me?”

“Is that you, Frank?”

“Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.”

“That’s wonderful! What’s it like?”

“I get up in the morning and have sex.  I eat breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course.  I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun, and have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch ~ and, Kris, you’d be proud ~ lots of greens!”

“What do you do in the afternoon?”

“More of the same.  Another romp around the golf course, then sex the rest of the afternoon.   After supper, it’s back to the golf course again. Then more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and the next day it starts all over again”

220px-TaleofPeterRabbit8“Oh, Frank! Are you in Heaven?”

“No.”

“No?”

“No ~ I’m a rabbit somewhere in Arizona.”

Aah . . . that’s bunny!

Source:  e-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.) 

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