Dr. Geezer February 6, 2016
Posted by nrhatch in Health & Wellness, Humor, Joke.comments closed
An old geezer became bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign outside that said:
Dr. Geezer’s Clinic
All treatments: $500
No cure: I’ll give you $1,000!
Doctor Young, who was positive that the old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.
Dr. Young: “Dr.Geezer I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?”
Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.”
Dr. Young: “Aaagh !! That’s Gasoline!”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.”
Annoyed, Dr. Young leaves, but returns in a couple of days to recover his money.
Dr. Young: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”
Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Dr. Young: “Oh, no you don’t . . . that’s Gasoline!”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”
Dr. Young, determined to get his $1000 back, returns a few days later with a new ailment.
Dr. Young: “My eyesight has become weak ~ I can hardly see anything!”
Dr. Geezer: “Hmm . . . I don’t have any medicine for that. Here’s $1000.”
With that, Dr. Geezer hands Dr. Young a $10 bill.
Dr. Young: “Hey! This is only $10!”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back. That will be $500.”
Moral: Being Young doesn’t mean you can outsmart an Old Geezer.
Aah . . . that’s better!
Bonus Tip: Don’t make old people mad. We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn’t take much to tick us off.
Enjoy your day!!
Source: E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)
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