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Sexercise For Seniors! February 13, 2016

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
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Woodstock-&-Snoopy3A doctor requested a 78-year-old man to provide a sperm sample as part of his annual exam.

“Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.”

The next day the man returned and gave the doctor the jar which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

“What happened?”

‘Well, doc, it’s like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help.
She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.”

The doctor nodded, “Well, you gave it your best shot.”

The old man shook his head.  “Yep.  We even called Betty, the lady next door, and she tried too.”

“You asked your neighbor to help?!”

Snoopy2“Yep.  She tried with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing!  None of us could get the damn jar open!”

Aah . . . that’s better!

Source:  e-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)