A Healthy Level Of Insanity January 7, 2017
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1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, point a hair dryer at passing cars and watch them slow down!
2. On all your check stubs, write, “For Sexual Favors.”
3. Skip down the street rather than walk, and see how many looks you get.
4. With a serious face, order a Diet Water when you go out to eat.
5. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
6. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream ‘I Won! I Won!’
7. Go into a large department store’s fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles, and yell out, “There’s no paper in here!”
8. Sing along at The Opera.
9. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go . . ..”
10. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling, “Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!”
Aah . . . that’s better!
Source: E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)
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