Attention: PLEASE! September 23, 2017
Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.trackback
Please . . . I repeat . . . PLEASE!
DO NOT USE the $1, $5, $10, $20, $50 or $100 bills in your possession as they have pictures of former slave owners on them!
Send them all to me and I will dispose of them properly!!!
I repeat, do not just throw them away!
They need to be disposed of properly and I am Certified to do so.
Thanks.
Aah . . . that’s rich!
Source: E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)
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Spirit Lights The Way 
You are such a brave and thoughtful person to put yourself out there like that for the greater good! I commend you!! Bravo 🙂
Psst – how do I get certified too? I can be thoughtful too 😉
Thanks, Joanne.
To get certified: http://www.getcertified.com
Oh. You mean I have to work?!! 😉
I think you are spreading misinformation. I doubt that Lincoln, Grant, and Benjamin Franklin owned slaves. But to be certain, you can forward all of their denominations to me, and I will examine them carefully before deciding what to do with them.
You got me! I did NOT properly source check this article. 😀
If you need any help please let me know. I am certified too!
Thanks, Rainee! I’ll be sure to let you know if I receive too many $$$’s to process. 😀
I also am certified. But I only take $50s and $100s.
Haha! A specialist. Smart move, LM!
I’d get certified, too, if I can be sure my master doesn’t find out 🤷🏽♀️
It’ll be our little secret, J!
You do make me laugh! Thanks! 🙂
Oh, good! That’s exactly what Silly Saturday posts are all about.
Now why didn’t I think of that? Would probably work in this country!
I know . . . I’m always overlooking obvious entrepreneurial opportunities.
I will join you in this fantastic enterprise! I can guarantee that I will dispose of them promptly in a way guaranteed to give the greatest pleasure!
(To me; who else?)
Excellent! Happy Spending, Col!
Thanks for the giggle … and great comments from your certifiable followers!
My mom used to call me a certifiable nut ~> I took it as a compliment.
😂❣️
This will probably be next. I’m certified too!
Great! The more the merrier!
Ha ha. That’s one way to solve the problem with the history of our imperfect former leaders.
Now we just need to figure out how to deal with our imperfect and highly flawed current leaders. 😀
How to deal with our imperfect and highly flawed current leaders? Isn’t it obvious?
YOU should be our next Candidate for President!
Not a chance. I am not interested in rubbing elbows with politicians all day. ACK!
Brilliant! And if you need an assistant to help with this, I’m sure I can get the certification necessary to be a trained professional, too.
The paperwork is already winging its way to you!
Thanks!
Thanks for making me aware of the fact that using paper currency promotes slavery! Unfortunately I’m cash-shy at the moment, but I promise to only use my debit and credit cards from now on! Thanks anyway for the offer 🙂
That’s the ticket!
Oh you opportunist you! LOL! You beat me to it! I didn’t get my certification fast enough!
LOL! I’ll send you the paperwork for certification . . . there are a lot of “bogus bills” floating around out there.