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Attention: PLEASE! September 23, 2017

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
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Please . . . I repeat . . . PLEASE!

DO NOT USE the $1, $5, $10, $20, $50 or $100 bills in your possession as they have pictures of former slave owners on them!

Send them all to me and I will dispose of them properly!!!

I repeat, do not just throw them away!

They need to be disposed of properly and I am Certified to do so.

Thanks.

Aah . . . that’s rich!

Source: ย E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)

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1. Joanne Sisco - September 23, 2017

You are such a brave and thoughtful person to put yourself out there like that for the greater good! I commend you!! Bravo ๐Ÿ™‚

Psst – how do I get certified too? I can be thoughtful too ๐Ÿ˜‰

nrhatch - September 23, 2017

Thanks, Joanne.
To get certified: http://www.getcertified.com

Joanne Sisco - September 24, 2017

Oh. You mean I have to work?!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

2. Tippy Gnu - September 23, 2017

I think you are spreading misinformation. I doubt that Lincoln, Grant, and Benjamin Franklin owned slaves. But to be certain, you can forward all of their denominations to me, and I will examine them carefully before deciding what to do with them.

nrhatch - September 23, 2017

You got me! I did NOT properly source check this article. ๐Ÿ˜€

3. Rainee - September 23, 2017

If you need any help please let me know. I am certified too!

nrhatch - September 23, 2017

Thanks, Rainee! I’ll be sure to let you know if I receive too many $$$’s to process. ๐Ÿ˜€

4. L. Marie - September 23, 2017

I also am certified. But I only take $50s and $100s.

nrhatch - September 23, 2017

Haha! A specialist. Smart move, LM!

5. JOriginal Muse - September 23, 2017

I’d get certified, too, if I can be sure my master doesn’t find out ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ

nrhatch - September 23, 2017

It’ll be our little secret, J!

6. mybeautfulthings - September 23, 2017

You do make me laugh! Thanks! ๐Ÿ™‚

nrhatch - September 23, 2017

Oh, good! That’s exactly what Silly Saturday posts are all about.

7. granny1947 - September 23, 2017

Now why didn’t I think of that? Would probably work in this country!

nrhatch - September 23, 2017

I know . . . I’m always overlooking obvious entrepreneurial opportunities.

8. colonialist - September 23, 2017

I will join you in this fantastic enterprise! I can guarantee that I will dispose of them promptly in a way guaranteed to give the greatest pleasure!
(To me; who else?)

nrhatch - September 23, 2017

Excellent! Happy Spending, Col!

9. Val Boyko - September 23, 2017

Thanks for the giggle … and great comments from your certifiable followers!

nrhatch - September 23, 2017

My mom used to call me a certifiable nut ~> I took it as a compliment.

Val Boyko - September 24, 2017

๐Ÿ˜‚โฃ๏ธ

10. Jill Weatherholt - September 23, 2017

This will probably be next. I’m certified too!

nrhatch - September 23, 2017

Great! The more the merrier!

11. Behind the Story - September 24, 2017

Ha ha. That’s one way to solve the problem with the history of our imperfect former leaders.

nrhatch - September 24, 2017

Now we just need to figure out how to deal with our imperfect and highly flawed current leaders. ๐Ÿ˜€

William D'Andrea - September 25, 2017

How to deal with our imperfect and highly flawed current leaders? Isn’t it obvious?
YOU should be our next Candidate for President!

nrhatch - September 25, 2017

Not a chance. I am not interested in rubbing elbows with politicians all day. ACK!

12. Ally Bean - September 24, 2017

Brilliant! And if you need an assistant to help with this, I’m sure I can get the certification necessary to be a trained professional, too.

nrhatch - September 24, 2017

The paperwork is already winging its way to you!

Ally Bean - September 24, 2017

Thanks!

13. Nancy Wolcott - September 24, 2017

Thanks for making me aware of the fact that using paper currency promotes slavery! Unfortunately I’m cash-shy at the moment, but I promise to only use my debit and credit cards from now on! Thanks anyway for the offer ๐Ÿ™‚

nrhatch - September 24, 2017

That’s the ticket!

14. Debra - September 29, 2017

Oh you opportunist you! LOL! You beat me to it! I didn’t get my certification fast enough!

nrhatch - September 29, 2017

LOL! I’ll send you the paperwork for certification . . . there are a lot of “bogus bills” floating around out there.


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