How To Tell The Sex of A Fly January 23, 2016
Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.trackback
A woman walked into the kitchen and found her husband standing around with a fly swatter.
“Hey, Rick. What are you doing?”
“Hunting flies.”
“Kill any?”
“Yep, 3 males, 2 females.”
“Really? How can you tell them apart?”
“Easy. Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone.”
Aah . . . that’s better!
Source: E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)
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Ha ha! Good one, Nancy!
Rick has good aim . . . even if his judgments are out of bounds!
Hope you’re able to stay inside off icy roads today, Jill.
Yes, we’re hunkered down at home. 🙂
A good place to be this weekend!
LOL!
Good Morning!
Morning, Pix! I expect that most flies are hunkered down for the duration of this Arctic Blast! Time for some woolies!
Hehehehehehe!
This joke made me realize that I’ve never considered whether individual flies, fruit flies, gnats, spiders, cockroaches, etc., were male or female.
Except for Charlotte in Charlotte’s Web ~> she’s a she spider.
I know Rick!!! 😀😳
He’s great at using stereotypical judgments to cubby-hole people, places, and flies!
And he’s got a fantastic back hand!
Thank god for the backhand. It’s his saving grace 😉
Let’s hope he does not reincarnate as a fly . . . karma can be a bitch!
Need some snow? I’ll send you some. Really bad storm up here.
We’ve been watching it on the news, Kate ~ it looks horrid!
Reminds me why we flew south in 2008. It’s cold here today. And windy. But not frigid. Hope it warms up soon!
Thanks for the smiles, Nancy. Another good one! 😀
As I read this the first time, it reminded me of summer temps and sipping cold beers!
Hope you enjoyed your dinner dance last night.
Thaks, Nancy. It was a most enjoyable evening. 🙂
Yay! We are hibernating at the moment, while the wind whips up the waves outside.
That’s pretty funny but now I’m wondering how you really do tell. But that’s one Google search I don’t want in my search history 🙂
Sounds like a Google search to do on the library’s computer.
Yup, sounds about right 🙂
Rick, Rick . . . he’s our man!
Sounds like Rick is bored…thanks for the chuckle Nancy!
Swatting at flies doesn’t give much of a mental work out!
Good one!!!
I bet this storm has frozen a few flies in their tracks!
Talk about stereotyping! Made me crack up as I’d just finished a diversity analysis for a client 😁
Haha! Perfect timing to reinforce the value of your services!
Haaaaa! Love it, Nancy 😀
As long as he doesn’t swat your handsome green Jazzman!
Some old stereotypes just continue on and on, don’t they? I guess there must be a little truth to them! 🙂 Very funny, actually.
Our flies must be confused without stereotypical role models to emulate:
I rarely talk on the phone . . . and BFF doesn’t drink beer. 😛
hmmm, going for the beer instead!!
Aah . . . that’s better!
Bwa-ha ha! 😀 Now, I will remember this joke! Thanks, Nancy!
Yay! Glad you enjoyed, Robin.