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Christmas Chuckles December 7, 2020

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.

Q: What’s St. Nicholas’s favorite measurement in the metric system?

A: The Santameter!

Q: What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

A: Claus-trophobia!

Q: Which of Santa’s reindeer has the worst manners? 

A: RUDE-olph, of course!

Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like? 

A: “Wrap” music

Q: Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?

A: He was picking his nose!

Q: What do you call a snowman with a six pack? 

A: An abdominal snowman

Q: What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?

A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Q: How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?

A: Only 25, there’s no L!

Q: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

A: Tinsilitis!

Q: What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a knight?

A: One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh!

Q: What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!