Christmas Chuckles December 7, 2020
Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.14 comments
Q: What’s St. Nicholas’s favorite measurement in the metric system?
A: The Santameter!
Q: What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
A: Claus-trophobia!
Q: Which of Santa’s reindeer has the worst manners?
A: RUDE-olph, of course!
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music
Q: Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
A: He was picking his nose!
Q: What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
A: An abdominal snowman
Q: What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Q: How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?
A: Only 25, there’s no L!
Q: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
A: Tinsilitis!
Q: What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a knight?
A: One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh!
Q: What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
