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Banana Splits? August 31, 2019

Posted by nrhatch in Food & Drink, Humor, Vegetarian Recipes.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

When will the trail mix have enough money to buy a map?

When the banana chips in.

Why did they cancel the ice cream social?

The banana split with the ice cream.

What kinds of jokes do bananas like to tell?

Side-splitting ones.

What kind of a key opens a banana?

A monkey!

Aah . . . that’s better!


1. Jill Weatherholt - August 31, 2019

I love a good banana joke! πŸ΅πŸ™ˆπŸ™‰ Love the monkey, too! Stay safe, Nancy.

nrhatch - August 31, 2019

Thanks. Unless Dorian changes its mind, we should be OK.

2. Rainee - August 31, 2019

Made me smile thanks Nancy! Are you in the path of the current hurricane? Hope you are safe 😊

nrhatch - August 31, 2019

We’ll have heavy winds and rain, but no storm surge. Fingers crossed, it’ll be fine here . . . and not too bad on the east coast.

3. Ally Bean - August 31, 2019

Good golly Miss Molly, you do know the silly jokes. Happy Weekend.

nrhatch - August 31, 2019

I used to love telling jokes like these to our nieces and nephews when they were young enough to giggle without groaning. πŸ˜€

4. Kate Crimmins - August 31, 2019

A good dose of silliness to start the weekend! Please be sure to post about your safety with the impending storm. Hopefully you are on the “other side.”

nrhatch - August 31, 2019

If we don’t lose power, I’ll be around the cybersphere. If we lose power, I’ll be doing whatever I can to try to keep cool and chill.

Kate Crimmins - August 31, 2019

We will be thinking about you and Pix

nrhatch - August 31, 2019


5. L. Marie - August 31, 2019

Those are great, Nancy!
Now I want a banana with ice cream!

nrhatch - August 31, 2019

Breakfast of champions! Especially with nuts, dark chocolate, and coconut. πŸ˜€

6. joyroses13 - August 31, 2019

Now I want a banana split! πŸ˜ƒ
Good jokes!
Stay safe with Dorian approaching! Quick eat all your ice cream in case you lose power! πŸ™‚

nrhatch - August 31, 2019

Ice Cream = On The Agenda for today. πŸ˜€

joyroses13 - August 31, 2019

Yay!! 😊😊🍨🍨🍨🍦🍦

nrhatch - September 1, 2019

We had fun getting our “hurricane menu” mapped out ~> life is uncertain . . . eat dessert first!

7. Alien Resort - August 31, 2019

Those banana chips sure are crunchy.

nrhatch - September 1, 2019

They can be hard as rocks! It’s like chewing on pebbles. Make mine dried pineapple instead . . .

Alien Resort - September 1, 2019

Melba toast is another tooth buster.

8. Val Boyko - August 31, 2019

Thanks for the chuckle Nancy πŸ˜„

nrhatch - September 1, 2019

My pleasure, Val!

9. William D'Andrea - August 31, 2019

I have been watching the News. The weather reports are stating that the forecast has been changed. It looks like Hurricane Dorian will turn north before it hits Florida, moving north just along the coast. They’re now predicting a direct hit on South Carolina. Tomorrow morning at my Church, the entire Congregation will be praying for every one in the path of the Hurricane.

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nrhatch - September 1, 2019

Thanks, William.

Just checked ~ Dorian shouldn’t impact us on the West Coast of FL. Our local weather forecaster said he didn’t even expect tropical storm force winds here. Folks on the east coast of FL, GA, SC, NC and in the the Bahamas need to stay on high alert a bit longer. Keep them in your thoughts and prayers.

William D'Andrea - September 1, 2019

We’re all praying for all of you.

nrhatch - September 1, 2019

Duly noted.

BTW: I just found a couple of your comments in the SPAM folder. Since they were a bit too “biblical” for my tastes, I left them behind bars. We’ve been through this before. You are entitled to your beliefs. But so is everyone else. I will not allow you to turn my blog into a ministry for your church. Namaste.

10. Tippy Gnu - September 1, 2019

You must have gotten these jokes from a banana peel sticker. They’re very good. I laughed a bunch of times.

nrhatch - September 1, 2019

I’m glad you found them a-peel-ing!

11. Debra - September 1, 2019

Great jokes, but I honestly was thrown off when I started staring at that beautiful bowl of granola and banana! It looked so delicious I was distracted! πŸ™‚

nrhatch - September 2, 2019

Bananas + toppings = perfect together. Enjoy!

12. Behind the Story - September 2, 2019

Good jokes. Now you have me thinking about banana splits. I haven’t had one in ages.

nrhatch - September 2, 2019

I haven’t had a “real” banana split in ages either. But we often top bananas with chocolate chips, coconut, nuts, and/or ice cream. YUM!

Behind the Story - September 2, 2019

It sounds good.

13. anotherday2paradise - September 10, 2019

Love the jokes, Nancy. πŸ˜€

nrhatch - September 10, 2019

Being silly suits me! πŸ˜›

anotherday2paradise - September 10, 2019

I think we would get on well together. πŸ˜…

nrhatch - September 10, 2019

Yes, we would!

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