Banana Splits? August 31, 2019
Posted by nrhatch in Food & Drink, Humor, Vegetarian Recipes.trackback
What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
Cut it in half.
When will the trail mix have enough money to buy a map?
When the banana chips in.
Why did they cancel the ice cream social?
The banana split with the ice cream.
What kinds of jokes do bananas like to tell?
Side-splitting ones.
What kind of a key opens a banana?
A monkey!
Aah . . . that’s better!
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Spirit Lights The Way 
I love a good banana joke! 🐵🙈🙉 Love the monkey, too! Stay safe, Nancy.
Thanks. Unless Dorian changes its mind, we should be OK.
Made me smile thanks Nancy! Are you in the path of the current hurricane? Hope you are safe 😊
We’ll have heavy winds and rain, but no storm surge. Fingers crossed, it’ll be fine here . . . and not too bad on the east coast.
Good golly Miss Molly, you do know the silly jokes. Happy Weekend.
I used to love telling jokes like these to our nieces and nephews when they were young enough to giggle without groaning. 😀
A good dose of silliness to start the weekend! Please be sure to post about your safety with the impending storm. Hopefully you are on the “other side.”
If we don’t lose power, I’ll be around the cybersphere. If we lose power, I’ll be doing whatever I can to try to keep cool and chill.
We will be thinking about you and Pix
Thanks!
Those are great, Nancy!
Now I want a banana with ice cream!
Breakfast of champions! Especially with nuts, dark chocolate, and coconut. 😀
Now I want a banana split! 😃
Good jokes!
Stay safe with Dorian approaching! Quick eat all your ice cream in case you lose power! 🙂
Ice Cream = On The Agenda for today. 😀
Yay!! 😊😊🍨🍨🍨🍦🍦
We had fun getting our “hurricane menu” mapped out ~> life is uncertain . . . eat dessert first!
Those banana chips sure are crunchy.
They can be hard as rocks! It’s like chewing on pebbles. Make mine dried pineapple instead . . .
Melba toast is another tooth buster.
Thanks for the chuckle Nancy 😄
My pleasure, Val!
I have been watching the News. The weather reports are stating that the forecast has been changed. It looks like Hurricane Dorian will turn north before it hits Florida, moving north just along the coast. They’re now predicting a direct hit on South Carolina. Tomorrow morning at my Church, the entire Congregation will be praying for every one in the path of the Hurricane.
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Thanks, William.
Just checked ~ Dorian shouldn’t impact us on the West Coast of FL. Our local weather forecaster said he didn’t even expect tropical storm force winds here. Folks on the east coast of FL, GA, SC, NC and in the the Bahamas need to stay on high alert a bit longer. Keep them in your thoughts and prayers.
We’re all praying for all of you.
Duly noted.
BTW: I just found a couple of your comments in the SPAM folder. Since they were a bit too “biblical” for my tastes, I left them behind bars. We’ve been through this before. You are entitled to your beliefs. But so is everyone else. I will not allow you to turn my blog into a ministry for your church. Namaste.
You must have gotten these jokes from a banana peel sticker. They’re very good. I laughed a bunch of times.
I’m glad you found them a-peel-ing!
Great jokes, but I honestly was thrown off when I started staring at that beautiful bowl of granola and banana! It looked so delicious I was distracted! 🙂
Bananas + toppings = perfect together. Enjoy!
Good jokes. Now you have me thinking about banana splits. I haven’t had one in ages.
I haven’t had a “real” banana split in ages either. But we often top bananas with chocolate chips, coconut, nuts, and/or ice cream. YUM!
It sounds good.
Love the jokes, Nancy. 😀
Being silly suits me! 😛
I think we would get on well together. 😅
Yes, we would!