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Banana Splits? August 31, 2019

Posted by nrhatch in Food & Drink, Humor, Vegetarian Recipes.
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What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

When will the trail mix have enough money to buy a map?

When the banana chips in.


Why did they cancel the ice cream social?

The banana split with the ice cream.

What kinds of jokes do bananas like to tell?

Side-splitting ones.

What kind of a key opens a banana?

A monkey!

Aah . . . that’s better!