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An Offer To Good To Refuse July 18, 2019

Posted by nrhatch in Books & Movies, Humor, Word Play, Writing & Writers.
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Tippy Gnu has fallen off his rocker.  Not a big surprise, I know.  We knew it was going to happen.  I mean, c’mon, he doesn’t even drink coffee.  What kind of red-blooded American writer doesn’t drink coffee?

Except, you know, when they are drinking alcohol.

But Tippy is not a tippler either.

No coffee.  No alcohol.  Nothing to blur the edges of reality.  So we knew it was just a matter of time before he toppled.

Now that he has, his topple is your Piglipple:

That’s right!  He’s giving away his Pumping up Piglipple book for FREE.

Go grab yours:  FREE BOOKS

Just remember to hold it by the edges and wash your hands thoroughly after your done.

Aah . . . that’s one Unique Unicorn!

 

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1. Tippy Gnu - July 18, 2019

Thanks for the ad. Maybe I should hire you to be my agent. I’ll give you a percentage of the royalties I earn from my free books.

nrhatch - July 18, 2019

Deal!

2. joyroses13 - July 18, 2019

LOL! You are sooo right, it was just a matter of time before he fell…. 🙂

nrhatch - July 18, 2019

Yup. But worry not, JR ~ TG is resilient.
He’ll bounce back.

joyroses13 - July 18, 2019

😄

3. Ally Bean - July 18, 2019

No caffeine? No alcohol? And a free book? This all sounds hinky to me. 🤨

nrhatch - July 18, 2019

You have a discerning ear, Ally.

4. Jill Weatherholt - July 18, 2019

Speaking of coffee…have you tried the cold brew? Oh my gosh! I’m hooked on the stuff. Thanks for sharing Tippy’s book, Nancy!

nrhatch - July 18, 2019

I’ll check it out, Jill ~ do you drink it cold? I love iced coffee.

The cover of TG’s book is a bit “off putting” but the book has some good $#@& in it! 😛

Jill Weatherholt - July 18, 2019

Yes, it’s called Cold Brew, so it’s refrigerated. There’s a lot of different brands. I’ve been buying Walmart’s brand because it is pricey. I’m addicted to it! It actually makes me look forward to getting up at 3:30 a.m.! LOL! Thanks for the “review” of TG’s book! 🙂

joyroses13 - July 18, 2019

3:30am!! I would need more than that to look forward to getting up at that hour! LOL!

Jill Weatherholt - July 19, 2019

LOL!

nrhatch - July 19, 2019

No banker’s hours for you, Jill! Well, Ben Franklin would approve ~ early to bed and EARLY to rise!

If I rose before the cock’s crow, I’d need Cold Brew too!

5. anotherday2paradise - July 18, 2019

Great way to promote TG’s book, Nancy. Made me giggle. 🙂

nrhatch - July 19, 2019

Thanks! I’m halfway through Piglipple ~> TG shares interesting insights about attention, focus, awareness, and happiness.

6. L. Marie - July 19, 2019

Oh man. Just thinking about giving up coffee actually gives me a headache.
Thanks for the tip-off on the freebie! Whee!

nrhatch - July 20, 2019

Enjoy TG’s insights . . . with a cup of coffee for company.


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