Foxes With Sockses January 27, 2019
Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Word Play, Writing & Writers.trackback
Learning the English language is challenging. It is filled with pitfalls and minefields that constantly keep us on our toes . . . whether or not we are hanging around with a Fox wearing Socks or a Cat in the Hat.
The following poem is not my original work, but it’s too cute not to share . . .
OK, class, let’s Start:
We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;
but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;
yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
why shouldn’t the plural of pan be called pen?
If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,
and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
why shouldn’t the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that, and three would be those,
yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
and the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
but though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
but imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.
“No wonder Dr. Seuss always had such FUN!”
Said the Cat in the Hat to Thing 2 and Thing 1.
Aah . . . that’s better!
An extended version: The English Lesson, by Richard Krogh
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I love that poem! It certainly is a good demonstration of the pitfalls of the English language. Happy Sunday, Nancy!
Sally shared a link to a bunch of other verbal pitfalls and spelling traps ~ they abound!
I love that poem too! Do you know the one that has all the sounds of ‘ough’ in it? I’ll try to find it for you if not. 🙂
Thanks for looking. I get a kick out of the English language with all its fun foibles.
Me too! 🙂
I found this but these are not the ones we used when I was teaching. I’ll keep looking! http://spellingsociety.org/uploaded_misc/poems-online-misc.pdf. 🙂
Some terrific examples here. Thanks, Sally!
Whoever invented the English language was probably a Trumper trying to discourage immigration.
Or someone who’d had too much to drink!
Perhaps Webster was WUI
When he added a G to Gnat
Writing Under the Influence would explain
Peculiar spellings like that
Same goes for words like Ptomaine
Gnarled, Gnash, Gnaw, and Knotty
Writing While Intoxicated? Yup
Noah must have been quite sotty
Funny. And I agree. Maybe our language was invented in an English pub.
A pub where patrons could not agree on the colour or the flavour of the offerings!
That poem makes me very glad English is my mother tongue… and I don’t have to learn it right now!
Me too! Thought of you earlier today as we watched a PBS Show set in Ogunquit and Bar Harbor ~ with a lobster bake on the beach by Eventide (a Portland restaurant).
Eventide is one of our highest rated restaurants. Our farmer neighbor sells them his fresh organic veggies!
I thought you might be familiar with Eventide!
I like the English language but it does have its moments, doesn’t it? Clever poem.
English is ridiculous!
I don’t care what they say
The K in Knees, unnecessary
It just gets in the way
Why do we have silent Gs
In front of Gnome and Gnu?
Superfluous both, standing round
With nothing at all to do
What s brilliant poem, Nancy. The English language must be really confusing to those not born into it. 😳
Absolutely! Most of the time I don’t have to worry about its idiosyncrasies . . . it’s “intuitive.”
I have never seen this poem before! What a strange language we have!
… meese always make me smile 😁
I love meeses to pieces!
That was fun! Both my feet and my beet got wet today when Dylan insisted on taking a short walk 🙂
BFF and I are going to take advantage of sunny skies today to venture out for a short walk. We’ve been “laying low” due to being “under the weather” for over a week!
P.S. That’s too bad about your beet! 😉
That’s a great poem. I’m sure glad I learned English when I was young enough for it stick.
It’s such a funny language ~ we don’t just have irregular verbs, we have irregular words, intent on ignoring rhyme and reason!
Such a great poem! And so frustratingly true!
Stay warm! Hope Darth Vader and his companion keep the space in your place cozy!
I wonder if other languages are so full of oddities! Growing up with it is easy. Learning it is another thing!
English is such an amalgamation of languages . . . cobbled together from the oddities and peculiarities of other languages.
It’s an eclectic hodge podge!
What a fun poem, and somehow I’d never seen it before. Coincidentally, this morning I saw a fox on the snowy lawn, and I thought “I wonder if there’s a whole clan of fox (or is it FOXES?) out there.” Do you know which is correct? ;-0
The plural of fox is foxes . . . but a group of foxes is referred to as a skulk, leash, or earth. 😀
Oh – as an English major I should probably know that. Thanks to you, now I do. May neither of us come across a skulk of foxes any time soon. xo
I had to google it . . . because I find group names for animals so much fun. E.g., a murder of crows or a dazzle of zebras!
I love this poem! It certainly does point out the complexities in our language! I love Dr. Seuss, as well. When my granddaughters were much younger we’d read those books over and over and they were tongue twisters, for sure. 🙂
Debra . . . your comments always make me smile! Thank you for that!