Bag The Broccoli! January 5, 2019
Posted by nrhatch in Food & Drink, Health & Wellness, Humor.28 comments
Last month, I had to visit the Urgent Care clinic
While there, I received a band-aid
Opened and administered by the nurse
After she gave me a shot
*OW*
Full of steroids
To help eradicate the itchy, scratchy rash
That developed as a result of an allergic reaction
To OTC pain medications
Taken for lower back pain
That I incurred two days earlier
*POP*
*OW*
While moving a bag of broccoli (!)
In the freezer
Moral of the Story: Vegetables are healthy to eat, but moving them around is fraught with peril!
And (per BFF) we should all bag the broccoli!
Aah . . . that’s better!
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