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Bag The Broccoli! January 5, 2019

Posted by nrhatch in Food & Drink, Health & Wellness, Humor.
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Last month, I had to visit the Urgent Care clinic
While there, I received a band-aid
Opened and administered by the nurse
After she gave me a shot

*OW*

Full of steroids
To help eradicate the itchy, scratchy rash
That developed as a result of an allergic reaction
To OTC pain medications
Taken for lower back pain
That I incurred two days earlier

*POP*

*OW*

While moving a bag of broccoli (!)
In the freezer

Moral of the Story:  Vegetables are healthy to eat, but moving them around is fraught with peril!

And (per BFF) we should all bag the broccoli!

Aah . . . that’s better!

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