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But I Don’t Wanna Be Homemade! August 25, 2018

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.

Six year old Annie returns home from school and says she had her first family planning lesson at school.

Her mother, very interested, asks: “Oh… How did it go?”

“I nearly died of shame!” she answers. “Sam from down the street says the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you get babies at the orphanage. Pete says you can buy babies at the hospital.”

Her mother smiles, “But that’s no reason to be ashamed.”

“Yes it is!  How can I tell them that we were so poor that you and daddy had to make me yourselves!”

Aah . . . that’s better!

Source:  E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)



1. Jill Weatherholt - August 25, 2018

Aw…that’s cute, Nancy. Happy Saturday! 🙂

nrhatch - August 25, 2018

Have a fun weekend!

2. Val Boyko - August 25, 2018

That is adorable! Happy Weekend Nancy 😎

nrhatch - August 25, 2018

Thanks, Val. You too!

3. Joanne Sisco - August 25, 2018


I was homemade too and that explains all the mistakes in construction 🤪

nrhatch - August 25, 2018

Haha! Some people should not undertake DIY projects!

4. joyroses13 - August 25, 2018

Hahahaha! Good one! 🙂

nrhatch - August 25, 2018

Glad you enjoyed, Joy!

joyroses13 - August 25, 2018

🙂 🙂

5. Kate Crimmins - August 25, 2018

Another homemade one here!

nrhatch - August 25, 2018

Learning the “facts of life” can be an eye-opening experience: “My parents did WHAT?” 😯

Kate Crimmins - August 25, 2018


nrhatch - August 25, 2018


6. Tippy Gnu - August 25, 2018

I think I was contracted out. Or there was this contractor working on the house, whom I look like.

nrhatch - August 25, 2018

The Handy Man (the Handy Man)

Oh, the Handy Man can (the Handy Man can)
The Handy Man can
‘Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world feel good (makes the world feel good)

Tippy Gnu - August 25, 2018

I’d like to hope he was more like James Taylor’s “Handy Man” than that corny guy. But isn’t that song supposed to be the “Candy Man”?

nrhatch - August 25, 2018

Yup. I commandeered the Candy Man lyrics ~> your dad may have been the contractor, but was assuredly not the neighborhood cocaine dealer. 😀

7. Behind the Story - August 25, 2018

That’s cute! Kids sure do have a way with words.

nrhatch - August 25, 2018

They do! I used to enjoy Art Linkletter as he tried to maintain a straight face while interviewing kids.

8. Tippy Gnu - August 25, 2018

I got your email and tried to send you a reply, but received a message that said “mail delivery failed”. Darn postal service.

So here’s the gist of my reply: The story the link leads to is certainly unique. But I feel worried about posting a mere link. That’s awful golderned lazy. And I can’t let my followers get lazier than me, or I’ll end up doing all the work. So if you want to write a little post that describes what the link leads to, I’d be willing to post the story. Along with the link. As well as a link to your blog. And then I’ll go hit the links with my golfing friend, Lincoln.

nrhatch - August 25, 2018

Well . . . I might just do that IF (a big IF) I start to feel a tad less lazy than I’m feeling at the moment. 😀

Tippy Gnu - August 25, 2018

Okay. Might I recommend playing around with electricity? Sometimes it can really motivate.

9. L. Marie - August 26, 2018

Awww. So sweet!

nrhatch - August 26, 2018

Hope you’re having a happy weekend, LM.

10. Tiny - August 26, 2018

This made me smile 🙂 Kid’s logic!

nrhatch - August 26, 2018

Kids make me smile too! 😀

11. Debra - August 26, 2018

This is just wonderful! What a great little story. 🙂 Great way to start a new week, Nancy….laughing!

nrhatch - August 26, 2018

Oh, good! The image of you smiling made me smile.

12. Zambian Lady - August 27, 2018

I would have died of shame, too! 🙂 Kids say the darndest things, indeed.

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