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The Golf Genie March 10, 2018

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke, Magick & Mystery.

When Steve took his wife Betty to play her first game of golf, she whacked her first shot through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

Betty gasped.  “Oh, Steve!  What do we do?”

Steve cringed.  “We’ve got to go up there, find the owner, apologize, and see how much that drive is going to cost us.”

They walked up to the house and knocked on the patio door.  A warm voice said, “Come on in.”

When Steve opened the door, they saw broken glass all over the place and a broken antique bottle lying on its side near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, “Are you the people that broke the window?”

Betty said, “Uh, yes, sir.  I’m really sorry about that.  It was my first time out and . . . ”

“No apology necessary.  I’ve been trapped in that bottle for over a thousand years.  Now that you’ve released me, I’m allowed to grant three wishes.  I’ll give you each one wish if you let me keep the last one for myself.  Deal?”

Steve grinned, “Wow!  I’d like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.”

“You’ve got it.  And I’ll also guarantee you a long, healthy life!  And now you, young lady, what do you want?”

“I’d like to own a gorgeous home with servants . . . in every country in the world.”

“Consider it done.  And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary, and natural disasters!”

“Thanks!  By the way, I’m Betty.  And now, what’s your wish, genie?”

“Well, since I’ve been trapped in that bottle and haven’t been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with you.”

Betty gasped, “What if I say no?”

The genie shrugged and said, “Well, I guess your wishes won’t come true either.”

Betty mulled it over for a few moments and said, “You know, considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn’t mind having sex with a thousand-year-old genie.  What do you think, Steve?”

“OK by me, sweetheart.  If the roles were reversed, I’d do the same for you!”

So the genie and Betty went upstairs and spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other’s company.

After three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into Betty’s eyes and asked, “How old are you and your husband?”

“We’re both 35.”

“Wow!  Thirty-five and you still believe in genies?”

Aah . . . that’s better!

Source:  E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)



1. Val Boyko - March 10, 2018

A cracker 🤣

nrhatch - March 10, 2018

Och, man, ye look a wee bit off kilter. 😀

2. Jill Weatherholt - March 10, 2018

LOL! This was good, Nancy. I wonder if they paid for the window? The guy who broke ours denied it was his ball. Perhaps we should have tried the genie method. Happy Saturday!

nrhatch - March 10, 2018

It’s dangerous living on a golf course! Hope that doesn’t happen too often . . . it’s messy, inconvenient, and startling! 🙄

Jill Weatherholt - March 10, 2018

In 11 years, it’s only happened once…knock on wood! Sadly, it broke our second biggest window. 😦

nrhatch - March 10, 2018

Once is enough, eh?!

3. Rainee - March 10, 2018

Good one Nancy!

nrhatch - March 10, 2018

Glad you enjoyed. Have a wonderful weekend, Rainee.

4. anotherday2paradise - March 10, 2018

Oh my goodness! 😅😳😂

nrhatch - March 10, 2018

Live, Love, Laugh . . . LEARN!!! 😀

5. mybeautfulthings - March 10, 2018

Well, I didn’t see that coming! 🙂

nrhatch - March 10, 2018

Their wayward shot surprised the “genie” and the wayward “genie” surprised them . . . and us! 😀

6. Kate Crimmins - March 10, 2018

I didn’t see that coming until the very end. We all want to believe in genies.

nrhatch - March 10, 2018

Magick appeals to me too, Kate!

* I have always been delighted at the prospect of a new day, a fresh try, one more start, with perhaps a bit of magic waiting somewhere behind the morning. ~ J.B. Priestley

7. Tippy Gnu - March 10, 2018

That’s a quick-thinking homeowner. (By the way, I really enjoy these weekly anecdotes.)

nrhatch - March 10, 2018

That homeowner must be a writer with a good imagination who is used to juggling “what ifs?” . . .


What the . . . ? Oh, that golf ball broke the antique bottle I got at the flea market in Savannah last year . . . the one that reminded me of Aladdin’s lamp . . .

Hmm . . .
I wonder what would happen if I pretended to be a genie . . . 😀

I’m glad you enjoy the Silly Saturdays Series ~> as long as Joe keeps the pipeline coming, I’ll share the silly!

8. L. Marie - March 10, 2018

Okay you got me. 😀 I couldn’t have predicted that ending.

nrhatch - March 10, 2018

A surprise twist = the hallmark of a good joke.

9. Joanne Sisco - March 10, 2018

Too funny! I didn’t see that one coming 😆

nrhatch - March 10, 2018

Glad it gave you a giggle, Joanne.

10. Tiny - March 10, 2018

A total cracker! I can’t stop laughing 😂

nrhatch - March 10, 2018

Yay! Glad it gave you a laugh!

11. Debra - March 11, 2018

Oh my! Many people really will suspend reality for wealth, right? In the age of Weinstein, a very good, and illustrative joke!

nrhatch - March 11, 2018

Hey . . . maybe this WAS Weinstein! 😀

Debra - March 13, 2018


12. Behind the Story - March 11, 2018

Oh, Nancy! You caught me. That homeowner was sure a fast thinker.

nrhatch - March 13, 2018

A regular Quick Draw McGraw! 😀

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