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A Blonde Pushes Back . . . February 17, 2018

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.

A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he’s doing a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row, Ceci, stands on her chair and starts shouting, “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.

“What makes you think you can stereotype Swedish blonde women that way? What does the color of a woman’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being?

“It’s men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as people.

“It’s people like you who make others think all blondes are dumb!

“You and your kind perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general . . . all in the pathetic name of humor!”

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize and the blonde yells:

“You stay out of this! I’m talking to that little shit on your lap.”

Aah . . . that’s better!


1. Jill Weatherholt - February 17, 2018

LOL! An oldie but still a goodie. Happy Saturday, Nancy!

nrhatch - February 17, 2018

Have a fun (long) weekend, Jill.

Jill Weatherholt - February 17, 2018

No holiday for me, but I will be off on Monday for oral surgery…oh joy. 😦 Have a great weekend, Nancy.

nrhatch - February 17, 2018

Oh, that’s right. Good luck, Jill. I’m happiest with dental procedures . . . AFTER they are over.

2. Val Boyko - February 17, 2018

Good one Nancy😂

nrhatch - February 17, 2018

Hope today offers up piles of smiles, Val!

Val Boyko - February 18, 2018

I think I’ve been smiling all weekend … and am now getting caught up with WP. Thanks Nancy 💕

nrhatch - February 18, 2018

Glad your weekend overflowed with smiles, Val. 😀

3. Kate Crimmins - February 17, 2018

Oy vay!

nrhatch - February 17, 2018

This joke is not only politically incorrect . . . it’s not ready for prime time! 😀

Kate Crimmins - February 17, 2018


4. Tippy Gnu - February 17, 2018


nrhatch - February 17, 2018

A joke of dubious distinction! Have a fun day, TG.

5. Joanne Sisco - February 17, 2018

… and sometimes one just doesn’t know when to stop talking … 😉

nrhatch - February 17, 2018

Well put! You obviously DO know when to stop talking. 😀

6. colonialist - February 17, 2018

… and blonde jokes come a step further towards being banned as a form of discrimination like racism! …

nrhatch - February 17, 2018

I still find them funny . . . though I probably shouldn’t. 😀

colonialist - February 18, 2018

So do I, and so, actually, do blondes who have PhD degrees and top positions requiring razor-sharp minds.

nrhatch - February 18, 2018

Like me! 😀

Except my degree is J.D. . . . and I resigned my top position in order to be a beach bum.

But my mind is still razor-sharp. Except when it’s not. 😀

7. granny1947 - February 17, 2018

Love it!!!

granny1947 - February 17, 2018

But, I’m not blonde!

nrhatch - February 18, 2018

Too bad ~> Blondes have more fun! 😀

8. Barb - February 19, 2018

I was a a blond once in my life, and I agree I did have a good time as a blonde.

nrhatch - February 19, 2018

Next Viking Cruise ~> go blonde! 😀

9. mybeautfulthings - February 19, 2018

Loved it! I love reading these out loud to Mr S who laughs as much as I do. Thank you from us both. 🙂

nrhatch - February 19, 2018

Yay! Happy to hear that you both enjoy these “Silly Saturday” posts.

10. William D'Andrea - February 19, 2018

I remember when there used to be “Polish Jokes” about how dumb people from Poland were supposed to be. That all ended when Karol
Józef Wojtylawasme, the Archbishop of Kraków Poland, was ordained as Pope John Paul II. Then all the Comedians shut their mouths; out of fear of ex-communication.

Does this mean that for blonde women to receive the respect they deserve, a female Cardinal from Stockholm, should be ordained as Pope Ingrid I?

“Your penance shall consist of one-hundred-thousand Hail Mary’s, Mr. Foul Mouthed Comedian.”

nrhatch - February 19, 2018

Why would Ingrid want to be Pope when she could be anything that she wants to be? 😀

William D'Andrea - February 20, 2018

Pope Ingrid might ex-communicate anyone who gets in her way. So everybody watch your mouth!

nrhatch - February 20, 2018

She can’t excommunicate me for communicating as I see fit since . . . I am not Catholic! 😀

William D'Andrea - February 20, 2018

I’m just doing a little Speculative Fiction. That might make an interesting novel.

nrhatch - February 20, 2018

Are you tempted to try your hand at another novel?

William D'Andrea - February 20, 2018

This idea about a woman Pope was just a passing thought. I already have a few uncompleted works to deal with; and they are far more than enough.

nrhatch - February 20, 2018

Best of luck with your works in progress!

11. Tiny - February 20, 2018

Uh, oh. Now I’m happy I’m half Swedish, half Finnish 😀

nrhatch - February 20, 2018

Diversity is a good thing ~> especially when you get the best genes from both sides!

Tiny - February 20, 2018


12. Debra - February 20, 2018

I hope she felt better after her tirade response! And the ventriloquist was certainly vindicated. 🙂 Good one!

nrhatch - February 21, 2018

She should have stopped while she was ahead. 😀

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