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A Fly In The Ointment July 29, 2017

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
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As the bus stopped, Carla became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn’t.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.  Once again, she could not raise her leg.

With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

At this point, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked Carla up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

Carla went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, “How dare you touch my body! I don’t even know who you are!”

The Texan smiled and drawled, “Well, ma’am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.”

Aah . . . that’s better!

Source:  E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)

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1. joyroses13 - July 29, 2017

LOL! And her cheeks were flaming red! 🙂

nrhatch - July 29, 2017

Good one!

2. Maggie Wilson - July 29, 2017

OK. My day can start now. 😀

nrhatch - July 29, 2017

Excellent, Maggie!

3. Jill Weatherholt - July 29, 2017

LOL! I loved this one, Nancy! 🙂

nrhatch - July 29, 2017

Yay! ~> The Texas drawl seals the deal.

4. Rainee - July 29, 2017

That’s a good one Nancy 🙂

nrhatch - July 29, 2017

It cracked me up!

5. Kate Crimmins - July 29, 2017

That one had me laughing out loud!

nrhatch - July 29, 2017

Yay! Life is better with laugh out loud moments!

6. Michael Gerard - July 29, 2017

Ha! Great story. I will have to remember that one.

nrhatch - July 30, 2017

You never know when it will come in handy!

7. L. Marie - July 29, 2017

Ha ha ha!!! Did not see that coming!

nrhatch - July 30, 2017

Glad the punchline delivered a “knock out.”

8. Debra - July 30, 2017

Oh my! He has a very good point! LOL! This was a good one for sure!

nrhatch - July 30, 2017

His drawl made me S~M~I~L~E!

9. Behind the Story - July 30, 2017

Either you specialize in jokes that take me by surprise or I’m a person who’s easily tricked. All the while I was wondering how unzipping at the top of her skirt would affect the hemline.

nrhatch - July 30, 2017

Ha! I had the same thought, Nicki.

My next thought was that I would notice the difference between my zipper and one belonging to someone behind me in line. 😀

10. Joanne Sisco - July 31, 2017

Funny! I didn’t see that one coming!

nrhatch - July 31, 2017

Neither did I.

11. Anne Lene @ MinimalistSometimes - August 14, 2017

LOL, I did not see that one coming 😂

nrhatch - August 15, 2017

Glad you enjoyed this little zipper!


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