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Decisions, Decisions July 8, 2017

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.

Donald wanted to get married.

Since he was having trouble choosing among three candidates, he gave each woman $5,000 to see what they would do with the money.

Julie does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for him. She tells Donald that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

Donald is pleased.

Teri goes shopping to buy Donald gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.

As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Donald is touched.

Pam invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Donald is impressed.

After considering what each woman did with the money, Donald decides to marry Merry . . . the waitress from Hooters who always screws up his order!

Men are like that, you know.

On a related note:

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research.  This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and no idea what to do with them.

Aah . . . that’s better!

Source:  E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)


1. Jill Weatherholt - July 8, 2017

Funny, but sad fact there at the end, Nancy. Happy Saturday!

nrhatch - July 8, 2017

Who knows?

If “they” figure out how to stem the tide of Alzheimer’s . . . there could be a slew of happy (and frisky) campers in 2040! :mrgreen:

Jill Weatherholt - July 8, 2017

LOL! True! Sadly, I don’t think they’ll find a cure for Alzheimer’s soon enough.

nrhatch - July 8, 2017

Fingers crossed!

2. Tippy Gnu - July 8, 2017

Hooters be damned, I’ll go with Pam. I’m the type who would marry for money.

nrhatch - July 8, 2017

Pam sounds like an astute financial planner!

3. Kate Crimmins - July 8, 2017

I’m with the stockbroker. Then of course some wings at Hooters…..

nrhatch - July 8, 2017

Show me the money! Or . . . wear skimpy clothes!

4. L. Marie - July 8, 2017

Sad but true, Nancy.

nrhatch - July 8, 2017

And Hooters isn’t complaining!

5. judithhb - July 8, 2017

I’m with Pam. Follow the money

nrhatch - July 8, 2017

Yes! Money paves the way for all our other vices. 😀

6. Behind the Story - July 8, 2017

Oh, my gosh! Love it. Maybe sometimes women “are like that” too in our own irrational way.

nrhatch - July 8, 2017

Good point, Nicki.

7. Pilgrim - July 9, 2017

Just what I needed. What a hoot(er)

nrhatch - July 9, 2017

Good one!

8. Val Boyko - July 9, 2017

Thanks for the chuckle Nancy! What was Donald’s last name again? …

nrhatch - July 9, 2017

Chump. Or Chimp. Something like that anyway. 😀

Val Boyko - July 9, 2017

Sounds about right 😉

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