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The Lawyer July 1, 2017

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Curious, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He approached the men and asked, “Why are you eating grass ?”

“We don’t have any money for food,” the first man replied. “We have to eat grass.”

The second man nodded.

The lawyer smiled, “Come with me to my house and I’ll feed you both.”

“But, sir, I have a wife and two children. They’re over there eating grass under that tree.”

The second man nodded, “I also have a wife and children right over there.”

The lawyer waved his hand, “Bring them all!”

So everyone piled into the lawyer’s limousine.

Once under way, one of the men turned to the lawyer and said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”

The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it.  You’ll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high.”

Aah . . . that’s better!

Source:  E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)



1. Jill Weatherholt - July 1, 2017

LOL! This is great, Nancy! Happy Saturday!

nrhatch - July 1, 2017

Glad you enjoyed . . . have a FUN day!

2. L. Marie - July 1, 2017

Ha ha ha!!! I should have known something like that would happen. 😀

nrhatch - July 1, 2017

I got such a kick out of the punch line!

3. Kate Crimmins - July 1, 2017

You got me on this one! 😉

nrhatch - July 1, 2017

Same here, Kate. Have a wonderful weekend!

4. Tippy Gnu - July 1, 2017

I guess it takes a lawyer to know all the good lawyer jokes. I got a real laugh out of this one.

nrhatch - July 1, 2017

Yay! This one caught me unawares.

5. joyroses13 - July 1, 2017

OH Wow! Didn’t see that coming! Good one! 🙂

nrhatch - July 1, 2017

Glad you enjoyed. Have a Happy 4th!

joyroses13 - July 1, 2017

Same to you!

6. Behind the Story - July 1, 2017

Your jokes always catch me by surprise. That’s a good one.

nrhatch - July 1, 2017

Glad you enjoyed, Nicki.
Happy Fourth of July!

7. diannegray - July 4, 2017

Haaaaa! Oh so funny, Nancy! Gave me a big chuckle this morning 😀

nrhatch - July 5, 2017

Yay! This is my new favorite lawyer joke.

8. anotherday2paradise - July 7, 2017

Bwahaha Thanks for the laugh, Nancy. In this case, the grass IS greener on the other side. 😀

nrhatch - July 7, 2017

And taller!

anotherday2paradise - July 7, 2017


9. Debra - July 8, 2017

I think this is a great lawyer joke, Nancy! this could be a very good political joke, too…I can think of a few names to insert. 🙂

nrhatch - July 8, 2017

OMG . . . Yes!!!

10. Tammy - July 13, 2017

Of course it was a lawyer!

nrhatch - July 13, 2017

Yup . . . the best lawyer jokes feature a lawyer or two. 😀

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