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The Lawyer July 1, 2017

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
22 comments

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Curious, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He approached the men and asked, “Why are you eating grass ?”

“We don’t have any money for food,” the first man replied. “We have to eat grass.”

The second man nodded.

The lawyer smiled, “Come with me to my house and I’ll feed you both.”

“But, sir, I have a wife and two children. They’re over there eating grass under that tree.”

The second man nodded, “I also have a wife and children right over there.”

The lawyer waved his hand, “Bring them all!”

So everyone piled into the lawyer’s limousine.

Once under way, one of the men turned to the lawyer and said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”

The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it.  You’ll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high.”

Aah . . . that’s better!

Source:  E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)

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