Fun With Words ~ Medical Mixups June 3, 2017
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On the last vocabulary test of the year, Edna Krabappel received a slew of creative responses from students eager to start summer break:
Artery ~ A shop that sells paintings
Barium ~ What to do when someone dies
Benign ~ What you be, after you be eight
Cat scan ~ Making a quick search under the furniture for kitty
Cauterize ~ Made eye contact with her
Coma ~ A punctuation mark
Dilate ~ To live longer than expected
Enema ~ Not a friend
Fester ~ Quicker than someone else
Impotent ~ Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain ~ Getting hurt at work
Morbid ~ A higher offer
Nitrates~ Rates of Pay for Working at Night
Node ~ I knew it
Outpatient ~ A person who has fainted
Post Operative ~ A letter carrier
Recovery Room ~ Place to do upholstery
Rectum ~ Nearly killed him
Secretion ~ Hiding something
Seizure ~ Roman Emperor
Tablet ~ A small table
Urine ~ Opposite of you’re out
Edna understood her students’ excitement and shared their eagerness for a L~O~N~G summer break.
Aah . . . that’s better!
Source: E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)
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