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When You Wish . . . Watch Out! May 27, 2017

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
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A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.”

The wife answered, “Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.”

The fairy waved her magic wand and  *poof!* two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment:  “Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish!

So the fairy waved her magic wand and *poof!* the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story:

Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.

Aah . . . that’s better!

Source:  E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)

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1. Piglet in Portugal - May 27, 2017

Well, I was not expecting that ending! LoL 🙂

nrhatch - May 27, 2017

Glad you enjoyed, PIP.

2. Jill Weatherholt - May 27, 2017

Love it! Have a wonderful and safe Memorial Day Weekend, Nancy.

nrhatch - May 27, 2017

Thanks, Jill . . . Hope yours is off to a great start.

3. Kate Crimmins - May 27, 2017

Serves him right! Have a good holiday.

nrhatch - May 27, 2017

Exactly right, Kate. He got his wish!

4. colonialist - May 27, 2017

Hope he enjoyed the trip watching from his wheelchair while his wife flirted.

nrhatch - May 27, 2017

Time flies . . . And for him, it traveled at warp speed!

5. Rainee - May 27, 2017

Love it!

nrhatch - May 27, 2017

Glad you got a kick out of it.

6. L. Marie - May 27, 2017

Didn’t see that coming! Ha ha ha!!! XD XD

nrhatch - May 27, 2017

Morning, L! Hope your day is full of smiles!

7. Tippy Gnu - May 27, 2017

Seems to be a lot of truth to this one. Because suppose he instead got a wife who really was 32 years old. He’d have such a hard time keeping up with that youngster, he would quickly age to somewhere around 92.

nrhatch - May 27, 2017

He can’t win!

8. Joanne Sisco - May 27, 2017

I love Karma 🙂

nrhatch - May 27, 2017

Me too!

9. Val Boyko - May 27, 2017

Thanks for the chuckle Nancy 😆

nrhatch - May 27, 2017

Glad you enjoyed.

10. Tiny - May 27, 2017

Haha! A very good one, loved it 🙂

nrhatch - May 27, 2017

We’re enjoying a mini reunion this weekend and I shared it with everyone.

11. Tammy - May 29, 2017

Smiling!

nrhatch - May 29, 2017

A great fairy trick!

12. Barb - May 29, 2017

Love it Thanks.

nrhatch - May 29, 2017

Glad you enjoyed!

13. Debra - June 1, 2017

I love this! Smug man didn’t see that coming!

nrhatch - June 1, 2017

It’s a wicked fairy twist . . .

14. Anne Lene @ MinimalistSometimes - June 2, 2017

LOL.. that’s delightfully wicked 😉

nrhatch - June 2, 2017

Fairies are NOT push-overs!

Anne Lene @ MinimalistSometimes - June 3, 2017

That, they’re not 😉 guess he had it coming 😀


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