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When You Wish . . . Watch Out! May 27, 2017

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
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A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.”

The wife answered, “Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.”

The fairy waved her magic wand and  *poof!* two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment:  “Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish!

So the fairy waved her magic wand and *poof!* the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story:

Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.

Aah . . . that’s better!

Source:  E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)