When You Wish . . . Watch Out! May 27, 2017
Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.comments closed
A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.”
The wife answered, “Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.”
The fairy waved her magic wand and *poof!* two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: “Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish!
So the fairy waved her magic wand and *poof!* the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.
Aah . . . that’s better!
Source: E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)
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