The Dog, the Parrot, and the Repairman April 1, 2017
Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.trackback
Wanda’s dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a cheque.”
“Oh, by the way don’t worry about my dog Spike. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!”
“I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!”
When the repairman arrived at Wanda ‘s apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen.
But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.
Finally the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled, “Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!”
To which the parrot replied, “Get him Spike!”
See . . . some men just don’t listen!
Source: E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)
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Funny!! Thanks for the Satrurday smile Nancy 😆
Happy Saturday, Val!
This reminded me of a golf course we played down in Florida. There was a parrot on the patio of one of the homes trained to say “terrible shot” every time a golfer hit their ball. It was hilarious!
That’s hysterical! And something I would have enjoyed seeing first hand. Thanks, Jill.
It was hilarious, Nancy. A couple years later, we went back and played the same course and he was still there. 🙂 Some golfers didn’t find it as humorous as Derek and I did. 🙂
Sounds like it’s a well placed parrot . . . always ready to “call the shots.”
That’s hilarious!!!
That’s so funny, Jill. 😀
Love Jill’s story of golfing. Parrots are annoying both in reality and in concept. Not a fan of them. I’m quiet, they’re noisy.
Ha! Obviously, you just don’t want to have an animal around that can talk back to you! 😀
Thanks a good one Nancy :).
Glad you enjoyed, Rainee!
Ya gotta listen!
Exactly!
LOL!! Thanks for the smile!
Glad you got a kick out of this wily parrot!
Love that story, Nancy!!!
Yay! Have a HAPPY weekend, L!
Ha ha ha! Not fair. Wanda should have explained the consequences 🙂
Ha! Yes, she could have spelled it out a bit clearer . . .
What do you mean “Some men don’t listen?” Most men don’t listen. 😆
Selective hearing!
GASP!!! My mind immediately leaped to the next scene! The horror!
Sometimes what’s not said is the most important!
Who knows? Maybe Spike wasn’t listening! 😀
One could hope 😉
Haaaa! Awesome, Nancy 😀
Glad you got a kick out of this cheeky parrot!
Excellent story.
Tim
Glad you enjoyed.
Thanks for a Friday smile, Nancy!
Friday smiles are the best!
Oh dear! Well, he was warned!
He should have called Polly a “pretty bird” to appease her!