She Might Just Be . . . February 13, 2017Posted by nrhatch in Humor, People.
At Couples Bridge the other night, my partner and I (who just started playing together) asked our various opponents how long they had played together.
The answers varied, of course, but my favorite by far is this gem:
“Bob & I have been playing bridge together for 50 years.”
“Yes, we started playing together in college . . . on our second date. Our first date was a blind date. Neither of us wanted to go. We would rather have hung around the dorm or frat playing bridge . . . but off we went.”
At that point, her long-standing partner finished the story:
“When I returned to the frat after our blind date, one of my frat brothers asked, ‘Well, is she the one?’ I thought for a moment and said, “She might just be . . . she drinks Scotch, plays Bridge, and doesn’t fast dance.”
Aah . . . that’s perfect!
Happy Valentine’s Day to YOU!