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The Irish Priest December 24, 2016

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
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Donald-Duck-DrivingAn Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut.

The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says “Sir, have you been drinking?”

“Just water” says the priest.

The trooper says “Then why do I smell wine?”

The priest looks at the bottle and says “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”

Aah . . . that’s better!

Source:  E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)

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1. William D'Andrea - December 24, 2016

Merry Christmas Nancy!

nrhatch - February 6, 2017

Thanks, William!

2. Jill Weatherholt - December 24, 2016

LOL! Merry Christmas, Nancy! 🙂

nrhatch - December 25, 2016

It’s a Christmas Miracle! Have a warm and wonderful day tomorrow, Jill

3. Kate Crimmins - December 24, 2016

Damn those miracles! They always crop up when least expected!

nrhatch - December 25, 2016

Exactly! Hope your celebration tomorrow is Merry and Bright . . . and overflowing with Love and Light.

If you get Animal Planet on TV . . . they are running a bunch of “Too Cute” episodes this week with lots and lots of comical critters (kittens, puppies, goats, etc.).

Kate Crimmins - December 25, 2016

Ah Animal Planet…so much better than those sad commercials from the rescues that rip my heart apart.

nrhatch - December 25, 2016

I like Happy Tales featuring Happy Tails.

4. Tippy Gnu - December 24, 2016

I’ll bet that right now that priest is hoping an angel will rescue him from prison.

nrhatch - December 25, 2016

Wait! You think he was arrested? 😀

Tippy Gnu - December 25, 2016

Well now, not everyone believes in miracles.

nrhatch - December 25, 2016

You’ve got a point . . . looks like the priest may be in hot water.

5. Val Boyko - December 24, 2016

I could see that one coming down the road! Thanks for the chuckle Nancy ❤️

nrhatch - December 25, 2016

My pleasure, Val. Have a warm and wonder-filled day tomorrow.

6. Under the Oaks - December 25, 2016

Hahaha! Good Morning and Merry Christmas to you and BFF!

nrhatch - December 25, 2016

Morning, Pix! Hope you and CH enjoy a warm and wonderful Christmas . . . full of love, laughter, and light.

And a touch of merry and bright!

Under the Oaks - December 25, 2016

Awww, Nancy… I wish all those wonderful things for for you and BFF! I don’t know how “warm” it’s going to be but I think all your other words are going to come true! Actually, we are suppose to get up to 62 today!!! Cloudy and rain but we will take it… 🙂

nrhatch - December 25, 2016

Sounds like the weather will allow you to get out and about. We had a good day, but I am T~I~R~E~D!

7. mmpalepale - December 25, 2016

It’s a Christmas miracle! We need to have those more often, not just seasonally! Hahaha…

nrhatch - December 25, 2016

Exactly!

8. Anne Lene @ MinimalistSometimes - February 6, 2017

😂

nrhatch - February 6, 2017

Giggles + Grins = Good!


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