On Patrol December 17, 2016Posted by nrhatch in Food & Drink, Health & Wellness, Humor.
The Longboat Key News shares actual police reports in its weekly paper. One that caught my attention:
Illegal Donut Dumping
Officer Cooper made contact with the complainant in the 7100 block of Gulf of Mexico Drive who stated sometime during the night unknown persons dumped several boxes of donuts in the parking lot. Nothing further to report.
Someone’s wife found and trashed Someone’s secret stash of donuts which Someone had vowed to give up in order to comply with his wife’s edict that he:
(1) lose weight;
(2) lower his blood sugar;
(3) lower his cholesterol; or
(4) honor his wheat free resolution.
I also expect that Officer Cooper took the evidence into “custody” for safe-keeping.
Aah . . . that’s better!