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Gesundheit! December 10, 2016

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
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BoobsA man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.  He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.

“Oh my, I am so sorry,” the woman said as she popped her eye back in place. “Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.”

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together.  Afterwards they went to the theatre followed by drinks.  They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his.  She listened with interest.  After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!

“You know,” he said,”you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?”

“No,” she replied.  “You just happened to catch my eye.'”

Aah . . . that’s better!

Source:  E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)

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1. Joanne Sisco - December 10, 2016

A smile to start my day 🙂

nrhatch - December 10, 2016

Happy Saturday!

Joanne Sisco - December 10, 2016

I am having one, thank you! I hope you are too 🙂

nrhatch - December 10, 2016

We are! Temps rebounded from the “deep freeze” (60 degrees) yesterday. Went to a Celtic Christmas celebration at the Downtown Library ~ fiddler playing Welsh, Scottish, and Irish carols. Picked up some Holiday Goodies at the Fresh Market. Wrapped presents. Listened to The Nutcracker.

It’s been a fun and relaxing day.

2. Don - December 10, 2016

Enjoyed that Nancy,:)

nrhatch - December 10, 2016

Yay! Hope your day overflows with smiles, Don.

3. Jill Weatherholt - December 10, 2016

How did I not see that one coming! LOL! Loved this, Nancy! Enjoy your Saturday.

nrhatch - December 10, 2016

Now we know what is required if we want to “catch someone’s eye.” Now that that test and its prep are behind you ~> MANGIA!

Jill Weatherholt - December 10, 2016

Thanks, Nancy! I’m thankful I received a good report. 🙂

nrhatch - December 10, 2016

Yay! Glad you got good news, Jill.

4. mybeautfulthings - December 10, 2016

I can always rely on you to give me a laugh! Thank you.xx:)

nrhatch - December 10, 2016

Life is better with laughter!

5. Kate Crimmins - December 10, 2016

Awww! A nice story…sort of….

nrhatch - December 10, 2016

I wonder if people with glass eyes have to take them out at night . . . like dentures? 😀

Kate Crimmins - December 10, 2016

I don’t think so. Morgan’s is just stitched close.

nrhatch - December 10, 2016

And Morgan looks beautiful.

6. Tippy Gnu - December 10, 2016

Eye wish eye had seen that coming.

nrhatch - December 10, 2016

And he’s glad he caught her eye . . . before it landed in his Matza Ball Soup.

7. Under the Oaks - December 10, 2016

Just read this to CH, he is chuckling! Love Kate’s comment up there!

nrhatch - December 10, 2016

I got a kick out of this play on words . . .

But the idea of someone’s eye flying across the room whenever they sneeze is a bit disconcerting.

Under the Oaks - December 10, 2016

I would take a glass eye over snot any old day! TMI?

nrhatch - December 10, 2016

Ha! The “eyes” have it!

8. L. Marie - December 10, 2016

Should’ve seen that one coming!!!

nrhatch - December 10, 2016

It reminds me of George Burns and Gracie Allen routines:

George: “Say goodnight, Gracie.”
Gracie: “Goodnight Gracie.”

9. Barb - December 10, 2016

Ta-daa…..!

nrhatch - December 10, 2016

Rather like a slapstick routine . . . I could almost hear the clang of the symbols at the punch line.

10. livelytwist - December 10, 2016

He was at the right place at the right time 🙂

nrhatch - December 10, 2016

And he’s got good reflexes! That’s a plus.

11. Val Boyko - December 11, 2016

It’s the way you tell em Nancy 😀

nrhatch - December 12, 2016

Glad you enjoyed, but I can’t claim much credit . . . I just tidy the e-mails up a bit and add “illustrations” before posting.

12. Luanne - December 11, 2016

LOL!

nrhatch - December 12, 2016

That’s what I thought!

13. suzicate - December 11, 2016

Bwahaha! Love your weekend funnies!

nrhatch - December 12, 2016

Yay! Glad you enjoyed.

14. William D'Andrea - December 12, 2016

Here is a story concerning a similar situation, described as a “Cautionary Tale”.
http://www.webook.com/project/Miss-Denskis-Wind-Night

15. Tiny - December 13, 2016

Very clever! I love the picture of the house wife cooking – in high heels!

nrhatch - December 13, 2016

Isn’t that a great shot? Just like June Cleaver on “Leave it to Beaver” ~ always wearing her pearls!

16. Tammy - December 15, 2016

Love the photo Nancy – makes me feel so liberated!

nrhatch - December 15, 2016

What? You don’t wear high heels when you cook? LOL!

Tammy - December 15, 2016

not ever!!

nrhatch - December 15, 2016

😀


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