Hillary & Donald Fishing December 3, 2016
Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.trackback
How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to call? With a fishing contest in northern Wisconsin in January, of course!
After the final votes were counted, Hillary and Donald were deadlocked. Instead of going through a recount, they agreed to a week-long ice fishing contest to settle the election. Whoever caught the most fish at the end of the week would be the President.
They decided that a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds, but both would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5 pm.
After Day 1, Trump returned with a total of 10 fish, Hillary came back with nothing. Day 2 finished, and Trump caught another 20 fish, but Hillary once again came back with nothing.
That night, Hillary accused Trump of being a “low-life, cheating son-of-a-gun.” Instead of fishing on Day 3, she decided to follow him to see where he was getting the fish.
Day 3 finished up and Trump added an incredible 50 fish to his total!
When Hilary said she wanted to protest his catch, the officials responsible for verifying the count said, “On what grounds?”
“He’s cheating! He’s been cutting holes in the ice!”
Aah . . . that’s better!
Source: E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)
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LOL! Happy Saturday, Nancy!
I got a kick out of this. Of course, I would NEVER have agreed to ice fishing as a tie-breaker! Brrr…
Yuck…me either!
We are enjoying wonderful weather. Can’t think of much that would persuade me to head to the cold dark NORTH.
This sounds suspiciously like a dumb blonde joke.
It does, doesn’t it?
We Scandiwhovians don’t laugh at dumb blonde jokes. But then again, our faces are so frozen we don’t laugh at anything.
Ha! That’s why I live where it’s WARM . . . life is better with laughter!
Another way to choose is to just go “Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moey”; and then they toss the bones.
On the island, as a tie-breaker, the two candidates for Mayor of Bradenton Beach drew cards ~ high card won the election!
LOL! LOL!
Good Morning, Nancy! You and BFF have a wonderful Saturday!
Thanks, Pix!
I might decorate for the holidays today or tomorrow . . . Tuesday at the latest.
Ha ha! My Saturday is off to a fun start now. 🙂
Yay! I love posting silly Saturday jokes. No heavy lifting required. Have a terrific weekend.
Hilarious!
Yay! Glad you got a kick out of it, Barb.
LOL! Thanks for a Saturday laugh, Nancy!
Glad you enjoyed, Helen . . . thanks for sharing your recent trip to the Nation’s capital and all the lovely scenes you captured.
Lol – so enjoyed it Nancy. Thanks for the laugh.
Yay! Glad it tickled your funny bone chakra, Don. I love it when I don’t see where a joke is headed until I reach the final destination.
😊 A part of you tries to guess along the way.
Yes . . . I thought he was importing the fish from China!
Love it!
Good for a giggle!
Typical of that unethical so-and-so, isn’t it? And then he probably claimed it was a trumped-up charge!
Haha! No doubt. As I said to Don, I was sure that the punchline was going to have something to do with him importing the fish from China . . . or hiring illegal immigrants under the table to fish for him.
I didn’t see that one coming, either.
Your versions would have been great, though!
Thanks, Col. Trump has enough skeletons in (and out or) his closet to keep joke writers busy for the next 4 years.
Haaaa – nice one! 😀
Glad you enjoyed. I’m guessing that whoever wrote it meant it as a dig on career politicians ~> business men find solutions and career politicians point fingers.
And still I don’t have high hopes for the next 4 years.