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Hillary & Donald Fishing December 3, 2016

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
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Chinaman-fishingHow do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to call?  With a fishing contest in northern Wisconsin in January, of course!

After the final votes were counted, Hillary and Donald were deadlocked.  Instead of going through a recount, they agreed to a week-long ice fishing contest to settle the election. Whoever caught the most fish at the end of the week would be the President.

They decided that a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place.  No observers on the fishing grounds, but both would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5 pm.

After Day 1, Trump returned with a total of 10 fish, Hillary came back with nothing.  Day 2 finished, and Trump caught another 20 fish, but Hillary once again came back with nothing.

That night, Hillary accused Trump of being a “low-life, cheating son-of-a-gun.” Instead of fishing on Day 3, she decided to follow him to see where he was getting the fish.

Day 3 finished up and Trump added an incredible 50 fish to his total!

The-Pink-PantherWhen Hilary said she wanted to protest his catch, the officials responsible for verifying the count said, “On what grounds?”

“He’s cheating!  He’s been cutting holes in the ice!”

Aah . . . that’s better!

Source:  E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)

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1. Jill Weatherholt - December 3, 2016

LOL! Happy Saturday, Nancy!

nrhatch - December 3, 2016

I got a kick out of this. Of course, I would NEVER have agreed to ice fishing as a tie-breaker! Brrr…

Jill Weatherholt - December 3, 2016

Yuck…me either!

nrhatch - December 4, 2016

We are enjoying wonderful weather. Can’t think of much that would persuade me to head to the cold dark NORTH.

2. Tippy Gnu - December 3, 2016

This sounds suspiciously like a dumb blonde joke.

nrhatch - December 3, 2016

It does, doesn’t it?

Tippy Gnu - December 3, 2016

We Scandiwhovians don’t laugh at dumb blonde jokes. But then again, our faces are so frozen we don’t laugh at anything.

nrhatch - December 4, 2016

Ha! That’s why I live where it’s WARM . . . life is better with laughter!

3. William D'Andrea - December 3, 2016

Another way to choose is to just go “Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moey”; and then they toss the bones.

nrhatch - December 3, 2016

On the island, as a tie-breaker, the two candidates for Mayor of Bradenton Beach drew cards ~ high card won the election!

4. Under the Oaks - December 3, 2016

LOL! LOL!
Good Morning, Nancy! You and BFF have a wonderful Saturday!

nrhatch - December 3, 2016

Thanks, Pix!
I might decorate for the holidays today or tomorrow . . . Tuesday at the latest.

5. L. Marie - December 3, 2016

Ha ha! My Saturday is off to a fun start now. 🙂

nrhatch - December 4, 2016

Yay! I love posting silly Saturday jokes. No heavy lifting required. Have a terrific weekend.

6. Barb - December 3, 2016

Hilarious!

nrhatch - December 4, 2016

Yay! Glad you got a kick out of it, Barb.

7. Tiny - December 3, 2016

LOL! Thanks for a Saturday laugh, Nancy!

nrhatch - December 4, 2016

Glad you enjoyed, Helen . . . thanks for sharing your recent trip to the Nation’s capital and all the lovely scenes you captured.

8. Don - December 4, 2016

Lol – so enjoyed it Nancy. Thanks for the laugh.

nrhatch - December 4, 2016

Yay! Glad it tickled your funny bone chakra, Don. I love it when I don’t see where a joke is headed until I reach the final destination.

Don - December 4, 2016

😊 A part of you tries to guess along the way.

nrhatch - December 4, 2016

Yes . . . I thought he was importing the fish from China!

9. suzicate - December 4, 2016

Love it!

nrhatch - December 4, 2016

Good for a giggle!

10. colonialist - December 4, 2016

Typical of that unethical so-and-so, isn’t it? And then he probably claimed it was a trumped-up charge!

nrhatch - December 4, 2016

Haha! No doubt. As I said to Don, I was sure that the punchline was going to have something to do with him importing the fish from China . . . or hiring illegal immigrants under the table to fish for him.

colonialist - December 5, 2016

I didn’t see that one coming, either.
Your versions would have been great, though!

nrhatch - December 5, 2016

Thanks, Col. Trump has enough skeletons in (and out or) his closet to keep joke writers busy for the next 4 years.

11. diannegray - December 4, 2016

Haaaa – nice one! 😀

nrhatch - December 4, 2016

Glad you enjoyed. I’m guessing that whoever wrote it meant it as a dig on career politicians ~> business men find solutions and career politicians point fingers.

And still I don’t have high hopes for the next 4 years.


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