Hillary & Donald Fishing December 3, 2016Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to call? With a fishing contest in northern Wisconsin in January, of course!
After the final votes were counted, Hillary and Donald were deadlocked. Instead of going through a recount, they agreed to a week-long ice fishing contest to settle the election. Whoever caught the most fish at the end of the week would be the President.
They decided that a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds, but both would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5 pm.
After Day 1, Trump returned with a total of 10 fish, Hillary came back with nothing. Day 2 finished, and Trump caught another 20 fish, but Hillary once again came back with nothing.
That night, Hillary accused Trump of being a “low-life, cheating son-of-a-gun.” Instead of fishing on Day 3, she decided to follow him to see where he was getting the fish.
Day 3 finished up and Trump added an incredible 50 fish to his total!
When Hilary said she wanted to protest his catch, the officials responsible for verifying the count said, “On what grounds?”
“He’s cheating! He’s been cutting holes in the ice!”
Aah . . . that’s better!
Source: E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)