Sniffer’s Search Turns To $&*%! November 19, 2016Posted by nrhatch in Animals, Humor, Joke.
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when a second man sat down in the aisle seat; his black Labrador Retriever hopped into the middle seat next to the first man.
Surprised, the first man said, “I didn’t know dogs were allowed to fly in passenger seats.”
“I’m from the DEA, the Drugs Enforcement Agency. Sniffer is a sniffing dog and he’s the best there is. Once we get airborne, I’ll put him to work.”
The plane took off. As soon as it leveled out, the DEA agent said, “Sniffer . . . SEARCH.”
Sniffer jumped down, walked a few steps down the aisle, and sat next to a woman for several seconds. The dog then returned to his seat and put one paw on the agent’s arm.
“Good boy.” The agent turned to his seat mate and said, ‘That woman is in possession of marijuana. I’m making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.”
“Gee, that’s pretty good.”
Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles.
The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, and returned to its seat. This time he placed two paws on the agent’s arm.
“That man is carrying cocaine. I’m making a note of his seat number for the police.”
“Sniffer . . . SEARCH.”
Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a short time, sat down for no more than a few seconds, and then came racing back to the agent.
This time he jumped into his seat and took a dump.
The first man said, “OMG! Shit! That’s disgusting! WTF?”
“Crap . . . he found a bomb.”
Source: E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)