Scrutinizing The Status Quo September 17, 2016Posted by nrhatch in Humor, People.
After our morning beach walk, we stopped at the outdoor showers to wash the sand off our feet.
As we turned to leave, a barefoot and bare-chested man in his mid-50’s approached the showers.
He turned on the water, stepped into the spray, and pulled out the waistband of his swim trunks, creating a gap between his bare belly and his trunks.
He peered into the chasm as the water made its descent, scrutinizing the situation to ensure that his quo was status:
“Everything OK down there?”
“Yup. Everything’s good.”
“Some. But we’ll bounce back.”
“Great. Everyone present and accounted for?”
“Yup. All aboard.”
After taking stock of his nether regions, the man released the elastic waistband of his trunks, turned off the shower, and headed back to the beach.
Aah . . . that’s better!