A Two Hour Long Infomercial September 15, 2016Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Meditation, People.
I tuned in for Craig Hamilton’s webinar on Tuesday night, fifteen minutes before the scheduled start time.
Lovely music played. I focused on my breathing and relaxed into the Now.
Just going with the flow.
The music stopped. And . . . NOTHING happened.
I refreshed the page and got a message saying that due to the vast numbers of unenlightened beings trying to listen in, the server had crashed.
The what is, is.
I decided to look around his website.
Turns out he’s offering a 12-week course in Direct Enlightenment for $547!
That gleaned intel provided the only “A Ha!” moment of the evening. Although, to be honest, it might have been more of a “Ha Ha” moment.
I tried again to join the webinar to see what he had to say.
Success! (In a manner of speaking.)
I managed to grab a seat at 9:27 pm and listened to Craig speak in a hushed monotonous monochromatic monotone for the next 90 minutes.
It took him that long to say absolutely nothing. Then say it again.
I was not impressed with the information he conveyed . . . or the hypnotic, sleep-inducing manner in which he conveyed it.
Bottom Line: I’m not signing up to take his 12 week course for $547.
Sitting through one 2-hour infomercial was more than enough for me.
I think I’ve seen the light!
Aah . . . that’s better!