What A Witch! August 13, 2016
Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.trackback
Two old guys are close to their last days. They decide they want to enjoy one last night on the town.
After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel.
The madam takes one look at them and whispers to her manager, “Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. I’m not wasting two of my girls on them. These two old geezers are so wasted, they’ll never know the difference.”
The manager does as he’s told and the two men go upstairs and transact their business.
As they are walking home, the first man says, “You know, I think my girl was dead.”
“Dead? Why do you say that?”
“She didn’t move a muscle or make a sound the whole time I was with her.”
His friend nods, “It could’ve been worse. I think mine was a witch.”
“A witch??? Why do you say that?”
“Well, I started kissing her on the neck, but when I gave her a little bite, she farted to beat the band and flew out the window . . .”
“Really?”
“Yup. And darn if she didn’t take my teeth with her!”
Aah . . . that’s better!
Source: E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)
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I hope the owner charged extra for the drinks to cover the cost of her lost doll. 🙂
Haha!
How much is that dolly out the window?
The one with the teeth holding tight?
How much is that dolly out the window?
I do hope that dolly’s all right.
Hahaha 😀 Love your fun parody, Nancy!
Thanks! I have so many lyrics swimming around my brain . . . I might as well use them. 😀
I can hear it being sung in my head as I read it. 🙂
Haha! Did you hear the one about the dead girl, the witch, and the ear worm?
Scary story and photos. So glad I saw this in the morning and not just before I climbed into bed. 😆
Haha! You might have had nightmares featuring frightful flights of fancy and flatulence!
😳😅
The gal has some talent, eh? Thanks for the Saturday laughs, Nancy. Enjoy your day!
You too, Jill. Got our day off to a great start by enjoying a walk on the beach (before the crowds and heat became too “cumbersome”).
At least she had the energy to fly out of the window.
Hi Don! Long time no see. Hope that’s because you’ve been having FUN . . . with energy to spare!
I believe I can fly!
I believe I can touch the sky!
Been working hard getting our new place ready.
It’s good to take time to “feather our nest.”
Old geezer jokes are the best Nancy! Maybe cos I’ll never be one of them…. 😉
Exactly! We might become “old bags” but never “old geezers.”
Wahahaaha 😆
Hilarious! Thanks for today’s chuckle!
Glad you got a chuckle out of these two “gentlemen callers.”
This is just priceless! Imagine trying to explain to your wife or children how a witch stole your teeth? Really funny!
Haha! I pictured them as two lonely widowers in search of one last fling. Picturing them as philanderers is much funnier.
“After we had a few whiskeys, a witch whisked off with my teeth!”
“What’s that? . . . Something happened to your whiskers?”
“No, we had a few whiskeys.”
“The whiskey whisked off your whiskers?”
“No, the witch.”
“Which witch?”
“Oh,never mind.”
“Don’t get mad. I can’t understand you without your teeth. What happened to them anyway?”
“That’s what I’m trying to tell you. A witch pinched my teeth!”
LOL! Old geezer jokes are fun… 😀 Good Morning!
Morning, Pix! Hope you and CH are enjoying a “chill” day.
Haaaaa! Love it, Nancy 😀
Hi Dianne! Hope your day is wreathed in S~M~I~L~E~S!