What A Witch! August 13, 2016Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
Two old guys are close to their last days. They decide they want to enjoy one last night on the town.
After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel.
The madam takes one look at them and whispers to her manager, “Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. I’m not wasting two of my girls on them. These two old geezers are so wasted, they’ll never know the difference.”
The manager does as he’s told and the two men go upstairs and transact their business.
As they are walking home, the first man says, “You know, I think my girl was dead.”
“Dead? Why do you say that?”
“She didn’t move a muscle or make a sound the whole time I was with her.”
His friend nods, “It could’ve been worse. I think mine was a witch.”
“A witch??? Why do you say that?”
“Well, I started kissing her on the neck, but when I gave her a little bite, she farted to beat the band and flew out the window . . .”
“Yup. And darn if she didn’t take my teeth with her!”
Aah . . . that’s better!
Source: E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)