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What A Witch! August 13, 2016

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
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Two old guys are close to their last days.  They decide they want to enjoy one last night on the town.

After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel.

The madam takes one look at them and whispers to her manager, “Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. I’m not wasting two of my girls on them. These two old geezers are so wasted, they’ll never know the difference.”

The manager does as he’s told and the two men go upstairs and transact their business.

As they are walking home, the first man says, “You know, I think my girl was dead.”

“Dead?  Why do you say that?”

“She didn’t move a muscle or make a sound the whole time I was with her.”

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His friend nods, “It could’ve been worse.  I think mine was a witch.”

“A witch??? Why do you say that?”

“Well, I started kissing her on the neck, but when I gave her a little bite, she farted to beat the band and flew out the window . . .”

“Really?”

“Yup.  And darn if she didn’t take my teeth with her!”

Aah . . . that’s better!

Source:  E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)

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1. Bun Karyudo - August 13, 2016

I hope the owner charged extra for the drinks to cover the cost of her lost doll. 🙂

nrhatch - August 13, 2016

Haha!

How much is that dolly out the window?
The one with the teeth holding tight?
How much is that dolly out the window?
I do hope that dolly’s all right.

anotherday2paradise - August 13, 2016

Hahaha 😀 Love your fun parody, Nancy!

nrhatch - August 13, 2016

Thanks! I have so many lyrics swimming around my brain . . . I might as well use them. 😀

Bun Karyudo - August 13, 2016

I can hear it being sung in my head as I read it. 🙂

nrhatch - August 13, 2016

Haha! Did you hear the one about the dead girl, the witch, and the ear worm?

2. anotherday2paradise - August 13, 2016

Scary story and photos. So glad I saw this in the morning and not just before I climbed into bed. 😆

nrhatch - August 13, 2016

Haha! You might have had nightmares featuring frightful flights of fancy and flatulence!

anotherday2paradise - August 13, 2016

😳😅

3. Jill Weatherholt - August 13, 2016

The gal has some talent, eh? Thanks for the Saturday laughs, Nancy. Enjoy your day!

nrhatch - August 13, 2016

You too, Jill. Got our day off to a great start by enjoying a walk on the beach (before the crowds and heat became too “cumbersome”).

4. Don - August 13, 2016

At least she had the energy to fly out of the window.

nrhatch - August 13, 2016

Hi Don! Long time no see. Hope that’s because you’ve been having FUN . . . with energy to spare!

I believe I can fly!
I believe I can touch the sky!

Don - August 13, 2016

Been working hard getting our new place ready.

nrhatch - August 13, 2016

It’s good to take time to “feather our nest.”

5. Val Boyko - August 13, 2016

Old geezer jokes are the best Nancy! Maybe cos I’ll never be one of them…. 😉

nrhatch - August 13, 2016

Exactly! We might become “old bags” but never “old geezers.”

Val Boyko - August 13, 2016

Wahahaaha 😆

6. suzicate - August 13, 2016

Hilarious! Thanks for today’s chuckle!

nrhatch - August 13, 2016

Glad you got a chuckle out of these two “gentlemen callers.”

7. Debra - August 13, 2016

This is just priceless! Imagine trying to explain to your wife or children how a witch stole your teeth? Really funny!

nrhatch - August 13, 2016

Haha! I pictured them as two lonely widowers in search of one last fling. Picturing them as philanderers is much funnier.

“After we had a few whiskeys, a witch whisked off with my teeth!”
“What’s that? . . . Something happened to your whiskers?”
“No, we had a few whiskeys.”
“The whiskey whisked off your whiskers?”
“No, the witch.”
“Which witch?”
“Oh,never mind.”
“Don’t get mad. I can’t understand you without your teeth. What happened to them anyway?”
“That’s what I’m trying to tell you. A witch pinched my teeth!”

8. Under the Oaks - August 14, 2016

LOL! Old geezer jokes are fun… 😀 Good Morning!

nrhatch - August 14, 2016

Morning, Pix! Hope you and CH are enjoying a “chill” day.

9. diannegray - August 14, 2016

Haaaaa! Love it, Nancy 😀

nrhatch - August 14, 2016

Hi Dianne! Hope your day is wreathed in S~M~I~L~E~S!


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