A Swede, A Norwegian, and A Dane August 6, 2016Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
A Swede and a Norwegian go into a Dane’s pastry shop.
The Norwegian guy whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn’t notice.
The Norwegian says to the Swede, “Ya see how clever ve are? You Svenskas can never beat dat!”
The Swede says to the Norwegian guy, “Vatch this, ANY Svede is smarter dan a Norske, and I’ll prove it to ya.”
He says to the baker, “Give me a cookie and I’ll show you a vunderful magic trick!”
The baker gives him the cookie, which the Swede promptly eats.
Then he says to the baker: “Give me anudder cookie for my magic trick.”
The poor Dane is getting suspicious, but he gives him a second cookie. The Swede eats this one too.
Then he says again: “Give me one more cookie . . .”
The baker is getting angry now, but hands him a third cookie. And, yes, the Swede eats this one too.
Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: “OK . . . And now where is your famous magic trick?”
“Look in da Norvegian’s pocket vere you’ll find all three cookies, uneaten und good as new!”
Aah . . . that’s better!
Source: E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)