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A Swede, A Norwegian, and A Dane August 6, 2016

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
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A Swede and a Norwegian go into a Dane’s pastry shop.

The Norwegian guy whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn’t notice.

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The Norwegian says to the Swede, “Ya see how clever ve are? You Svenskas can never beat dat!”

The Swede says to the Norwegian guy, “Vatch this, ANY Svede is smarter dan a Norske, and I’ll prove it to ya.”

RWS_Tarot_01_MagicianHe says to the baker, “Give me a cookie and I’ll show you a vunderful magic trick!”

The baker gives him the cookie, which the Swede promptly eats.

Then he says to the baker: “Give me anudder cookie for my magic trick.”

The poor Dane is getting suspicious, but he gives him a second cookie.  The Swede eats this one too.

Then he says again: “Give me one more cookie . . .”

The baker is getting angry now, but hands him a third cookie.  And, yes, the Swede eats this one too.

Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: “OK . . . And now where is your famous magic trick?”

“Look in da Norvegian’s pocket vere you’ll find all three cookies, uneaten und good as new!”

Aah . . . that’s better!

Source:  E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)

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1. Val Boyko - August 6, 2016

Love those Swedes! Thanks for the chuckle Nancy 😃

nrhatch - August 6, 2016

Morning, Val. Hope your day is filled with “delicious.”

Val Boyko - August 6, 2016

Thanks Nancy. Just back from yoga. Feeling delicious 😃

nrhatch - August 6, 2016

After feeling “less than par” for several days (while subsisting on small bowls of tattie soup), I rebounded yesterday.

*BOING*

I fit in a bike ride, a beach walk, lunch, dinner, and snacks!
Tres delicious!

2. Jill Weatherholt - August 6, 2016

LOL! Thanks for the Saturday morning giggles, Nancy! Enjoy your day.

nrhatch - August 6, 2016

Hi Jill! Hope you bump into a few sweet surprises today.

3. anotherday2paradise - August 6, 2016

Hehehe Thanks for the laugh, Nancy. 🙂

nrhatch - August 6, 2016

Laughter = the sweetest sound!

4. Under the Oaks - August 6, 2016

LOL! Good Morning, Nancy!

nrhatch - August 6, 2016

Morning, Pix! Hope your day is off to a tasty start!

5. Tippy Gnu - August 6, 2016

What a crumby trick.

nrhatch - August 6, 2016

The crumbiest!

6. livelytwist - August 6, 2016

Love it! 🙂

nrhatch - August 6, 2016

Morning, Timi!
I hope there are some yummy treats on your horizon.

livelytwist - August 6, 2016

Maybe at the “seminar” 😉

7. Kate Crimmins - August 6, 2016

That was good!

nrhatch - August 6, 2016

YUM!

8. nrhatch - August 6, 2016

Haha! Yes, for sure, at the “seminar.”

9. Carol Ferenc - August 6, 2016

Good one, Nancy! My Norwegian and Swedish family and friends will love this one!

nrhatch - August 6, 2016

Thanks, Carol! Maybe they’ll like it enough to give you a cookie!

10. beeblu - August 6, 2016

Marvellous 😀

nrhatch - August 7, 2016

Cookies = Magic!

11. L. Marie - August 7, 2016

That’s great!!! Love that!

nrhatch - August 8, 2016

Abracadabra! + *POOF* = 3 cookies down the hatch!

12. diannegray - August 8, 2016

I love this! Thanks for the giggle, Nancy 😀

nrhatch - August 8, 2016

Glad you enjoyed!

13. joannesisco - August 9, 2016

I love it when I don’t see the punchline coming! 😀

nrhatch - August 9, 2016

me too!

14. Debra - August 10, 2016

Excellent storytelling, Nancy! And you handled the accents just perfectly! 🙂

nrhatch - August 10, 2016

Glad you enjoyed. Can’t claim credit for the accents. I didn’t do much with this joke except revise the punch line to make the Swede sound more like a magician and less like a tattle tale. 😀

15. Bun Karyudo - August 10, 2016

That’s a good joke. It helped that it was about cookies too. 🙂

nrhatch - August 10, 2016

Yes. Everything is better with cookies!

You should try this trick with your kids. One can be your assistant (with a secret stash of cookies in his pocket) and the other can be the unsuspecting cookie doler outer.

Bun Karyudo - August 10, 2016

Guess that makes me the cookie muncher! I like this trick.

nrhatch - August 10, 2016

Yes! I assigned you the best role.


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