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Blondes Have More Fun June 25, 2016

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
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Donald-Duck-DrivingA blonde motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down . . .

The man walked up to the car and asked, “Are you going to San Diego?”

“Sure,” answered the blonde, “do you need a lift?”

“Not for me. I need to stay here and fix my truck.  But I’ve got two chimpanzees in the back that have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They’re a bit stressed already so I don’t want to keep them here all day. If you could take them to the zoo for me, that would be great. I’ll give you $200 for your trouble.”

“I’d be happy to,” said the blonde.

So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde’s car and strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through San Diego when he spotted the blonde walking down the street holding hands with the two chimps, to the amusement of a big crowd.

With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.

“What are you doing here?” he demanded, “I gave you $200 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo!”

“Yes, I know you did,” said the blonde.  “But we had money left over so now we’re going to Sea World.”

Aah . . . that’s better!

Source:  E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)