What A Circus! May 28, 2016Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
A husband and wife who work at a circus, go to an adoption agency.
Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability to bring up the boy that they want.
The couple produce photos of their 50 foot motor home, which is equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers then are doubtful about the education that the child would get.
“We’ve arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual , along with French, Mandarin and computer skills.”
Then there are doubts about raising a child in a circus environment.
“Our nanny is an expert in pediatric welfare and diet.”
Satisfied at last, the social workers ask, “What age child are you hoping to adopt?”
“It doesn’t really matter, as long as he fits into the cannon”
Aah . . . that’s better!
Source: E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)