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The Donald As CEO . . . May 21, 2016

Posted by nrhatch in Humor, Joke.
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Donald-DuckaUnited Steel Associates (U.S.A.), feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.

Let’s call him . . . The Donald.

The Donald was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

Donald-Duck-BaseballOn a tour of the facilities, Donald noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

The Donald asked the guy, “How much money do you make a week?”

Surprised, the young man said, “$400 a week. Why?”

Donald said, “Wait right here.”

Donald-Duck-MadThe Donald stormed off to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, “Here’s four weeks’ pay. Now GET OUT and don’t come back.  You’re fired!”

Feeling pretty good about himself The Donald looked around the room and asked, “Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?”

From across the room a voice said, “Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s.”

Aah . . . that’s better!

Source:  E-mail from unknown author (sent by Joe M.)

Have you ever worked for someone like The Donald . . . who reacted before getting the facts and thinking things through?